bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 My best mate and me were stood outside our local at 3 in the afternoon. when we see a nun standing in the bus stop across the road. mate looks at me with a smile, and says'watch this'. he walks over to the bus stop, and begins to batter this nun. he really lays into her, kicking her all over the road. im thinking 'what the fuck are you doing', then calmly walks back over to me and says, 'i thought batman wouldve been harder than that' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 That's fucking class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Bump for anyone who missed it. I kept giggling like a mong last night at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Have I missed something??? Divvent get it!!!!!!!!!1111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Have I missed something??? Divvent get it!!!!!!!!!1111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Have I missed something??? Divvent get it!!!!!!!!!1111 Oh, it's larf at hips time, is it?? I haven't got a clue what's going on now!!!!11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 A nun's costume is a bit like Batman's costume. That's all there is to it snakey baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 A nun's costume is a bit like Batman's costume. That's all there is to it snakey baby. When I read it last night, I thought that that must have something to do with it. But it is such a shit joke that I thought I must be wrong - going by the response from Phlegmmill and Laz. The pair of them must have been on the meths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Its not the joke - its the way he tells them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 It's funny you knob! I know funny, and THAT is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 It's funny you knob! I know funny, and THAT is funny! G man you have a voice mail message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 It's funny you knob! I know funny, and THAT is funny! *attempts to placate Gemm, for fear of tantrum of epic proportions* You're right, of course. Keep taking your medicine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44273 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 It's funny you knob! I know funny, and THAT is funny! G man you have a voice mail message Just picked it up there - was at the canteen getting a bacon sarnie. No mate, I don't know of anyone who would want one. Stick it up on the board though cos someone might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Every so often Shinton gives us a gem like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Copy and pasted to many other fine sites to make me look like a proper laugh. I expect the party invites to be flooding through the letterbox in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 Copy and pasted to many other fine sites to make me look like a proper laugh. I expect the party invites to be flooding through the letterbox in no time. double invites I hope By the way that was not a joke. True story from Mr S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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