Bog Reading

[The Fish 11127]

a Ronseal poll

[Hatful Of Hollow 0]

I usually read Viz.

[manc-mag 1]

I usually read Viz.

 

You only have a shit once every two months?

[Holden McGroin 7048]

My turds only last a few seconds. No need for any reading.

[Brock Manson 0]

I never read on the bog nowadays.

[Hatful Of Hollow 0]

I usually read Viz.

 

You only have a shit once every two months?

 

I don't read the whole thing in one visit, I usually just pick a random one.

[Lazarus 0]

I usually read Viz.

 

You only have a shit once every two months?

 

I don't read the whole thing in one visit, I usually just pick a random one.

 

You pick a random toilet each time ?

[peasepud 59]

I havent selected as the range is too small, Im sure weve had this thread before but it needs to include at least some of the stuff I've read in desperation when theres been nowt else:

 

Yellow Pages,

A Gideon Bible (in a hotel room)

work documents

Assorted takeaway menus

 

the ingredients on assorted shampoo/ cleansing/ bleach products

 

Additionally, I have been known to take a television, laptop, game boy, nokia phone (for snake) and the classic 2 weeks when I completed Medal of Honour on the PS2 all from the comfort of me shitter.

[The Fish 11127]

I usually read Viz.

 

You only have a shit once every two months?

 

I don't read the whole thing in one visit, I usually just pick a random one.

 

You pick a random toilet each time ?

change of scenery's always nice