The Fish 10686 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 living in Leeds and honestly never heard that phrase uttered outside of this thread...today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Never trust them tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Author Share Posted December 4, 2006 Ohhhhh we're all bitches. In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally? are you Brock in disguise ??? ( not as Enrique mind ) they are round the bend. One simple slip of the tongue.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 You called her another woman's name? Jesus fucking wept man not even I'm that bad, and I fucking sing Enrique Iglesias at lasses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Author Share Posted December 4, 2006 living in Leeds and honestly never heard that phrase uttered outside of this thread...today. Barnsley lasses (and lads for that matter) matey! I live there and they do talk a totally different language to the rest of society never mind Yorkshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10686 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 they are round the bend. One simple slip of the tongue.... howay man, we don't need graphic details! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 they are round the bend. One simple slip of the tongue.... howay man, we don't need graphic details! Around the bend and up the monk's arse. What happens if I shout Whoopee! when I come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 You called her another woman's name? Jesus fucking wept man not even I'm that bad You'd have to get a woman into bed first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 You called her another woman's name? Jesus fucking wept man not even I'm that bad You'd have to get a woman into bed first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally? Am I the only one who thinks that whole "wear a toon top while I scuttle ya" is just plain wrong on so many levels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 You called her another woman's name? Jesus fucking wept man not even I'm that bad You'd have to get a woman into bed first. I bet you sat back all proud of yourself after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally? Am I the only one who thinks that whole "wear a toon top while I scuttle ya" is just plain wrong on so many levels? Agreed. Though I do like to see it worn as a dress from time to time, I wouldnt step it up that extra level. Far too pink imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 The Operator's advice is simple Gram. While she gets a "monk" on, you get your "spunk" on regardless of her, she'll soon wise up. And if she doesn't then she's not the one for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) One of my friends had a one night stand with a bloke who asked her if he could come on her tits (they'd been having sex, he pulled out and was holding it whilst he asked). She thought this was the most horrible thing ever and wouldn't tell me for weeks what he actually said until she was completely wasted. I understand it's a bit of a strange thing to ask the first time you spend the night with a girl but on the whole is it that terrible? Who's done it? This conversation then turned round to her coming on my tits. What's that like? I think I'm quite interested. Edited December 6, 2006 by Walliver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 One of my friends had a one night stand with a bloke who asked her if he could come on her tits (they'd been having sex, he pulled out and was holding it whilst he asked). She thought this was the most horrible thing ever and wouldn't tell me for weeks what he actually said until she was completely wasted. I understand it's a bit of a strange thing to ask the first time you spend the night with a girl but on the whole is it that terrible? Who's done it? This conversation then turned round to her coming on my tits. What's that like? I think I'm quite interested. Definitely second date territory. A gentleman knows these things. Noblesse oblige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally? Am I the only one who thinks that whole "wear a toon top while I scuttle ya" is just plain wrong on so many levels? yes, personally I wouldnt want to get it messed up, dirtied, sullied or itched....it means far too much! Mind you, hubby HATES football with as much passion as I love it, if i wore a Toon shirt or ANY football shirt to bed. he'd definitely turn over and go to sleep! Reversing this around, the thought of him wearing a football shirt in bed for me is hilariously funny.....so no, not the desired effect! Edited December 6, 2006 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally? Am I the only one who thinks that whole "wear a toon top while I scuttle ya" is just plain wrong on so many levels? yes, personally I wouldnt want to get it messed up, dirtied, sullied or itched....it means far too much! Mind you, hubby HATES football with as much passion as I love it, if i wore a Toon shirt or ANY football shirt to bed. he'd definitely turn over and go to sleep! Did I miss something? At which part did he blow his beans? He's a very quick operator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6672 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 they are round the bend. One simple slip of the tongue.... howay man, we don't need graphic details! Thought you said Gemmill was right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally? Am I the only one who thinks that whole "wear a toon top while I scuttle ya" is just plain wrong on so many levels? yes, personally I wouldnt want to get it messed up, dirtied, sullied or itched....it means far too much! Mind you, hubby HATES football with as much passion as I love it, if i wore a Toon shirt or ANY football shirt to bed. he'd definitely turn over and go to sleep! Did I miss something? At which part did he blow his beans? He's a very quick operator! I probably wouldnt even get a kiss goodnight if i had a Toon shirt on in bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10686 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 they are round the bend. One simple slip of the tongue.... howay man, we don't need graphic details! Thought you said Gemmill was right? He is, I'm not giving the board my full attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 One of my friends had a one night stand with a bloke who asked her if he could come on her tits (they'd been having sex, he pulled out and was holding it whilst he asked). She thought this was the most horrible thing ever and wouldn't tell me for weeks what he actually said until she was completely wasted. I understand it's a bit of a strange thing to ask the first time you spend the night with a girl but on the whole is it that terrible? Who's done it? This conversation then turned round to her coming on my tits. What's that like? I think I'm quite interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 One of my friends had a one night stand with a bloke who asked her if he could come on her tits (they'd been having sex, he pulled out and was holding it whilst he asked). She thought this was the most horrible thing ever and wouldn't tell me for weeks what he actually said until she was completely wasted. I understand it's a bit of a strange thing to ask the first time you spend the night with a girl but on the whole is it that terrible? Who's done it? This conversation then turned round to her coming on my tits. What's that like? I think I'm quite interested. Just to clarify, I'm not a fat bloke with moobs. I'm too skinny. It was mainly said as a joke by her but the more I think about it, the more I like it. I picture her straddling me pleasuring herself/finishing herself off. It's not too weird is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Just to clarify, I'm not a fat bloke with moobs. I'm too skinny. It was mainly said as a joke by her but the more I think about it, the more I like it. I picture her straddling me pleasuring herself/finishing herself off. It's not too weird is it? depends, will she be wearing a toon top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Just to clarify, I'm not a fat bloke with moobs. I'm too skinny. It was mainly said as a joke by her but the more I think about it, the more I like it. I picture her straddling me pleasuring herself/finishing herself off. It's not too weird is it? depends, will she be wearing a toon top? No, she's got a thing about wearing tops in bed. I want to see her naked a bit more often. However, next time she says she wants to keep her top on I'll make her change first. (I'm trying to think of a joke involving fucking her from behind whilst screaming Bramble - any takers?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 if he is fit ii dont mind what he wears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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