Smeeagain

[bobbyshinton 59]

At the end of a long work week, the members of Toontastic discover that one of them, Renton, was a virgin.

 

Well, they decided this wasn't right, and pooled their money to remedy the situation. They talked him into going out for a night on the toon; got him all cleaned up, and drove to the local brothel.

 

Upon entering, the ring leader Gemmill went to the Madame, explained the situation and gave her £100.

 

She assured him she would fix Renton up right; so they all left Renton there to enjoy himself.

 

Being naive, Renton asks the madame what's going on.

 

She explains to him that he is about to become a man, courtesy of his friends from Toontastic.

 

"All you have to do is choose one of my girls and she will take care of you."

 

Well, Renton looks around at the group of women before him and, after several minutes of pondering, picks a likely looking girl to take upstairs.

 

Once they are in their room, the girl says to Rents," I hear you're a virgin boy.

 

So what's your pleasure? You want missionary, Greek, doggy style, 'round the world, 69 or what?"

 

Renton says," Gosh ma'am, just give me what you think I oughta have."

 

"No Boy, I'm a professional. You need to tell me what you want."

 

Renton decides 69 sounds pretty good, also he has heard the G man talk about them, so they settle into the proper position.

 

After several minutes of missing the target, Renton finally gets it right and is starting to enjoy.

 

Sadly the whore had beans for tea and lets loose a little fart in his face.

 

Renton shakes his head, thinking it's part of the fun, and continues lickin' away.

 

A little while later, she passes wind again.

 

Rents still thinks it's part of the fun and dives back in with a vengeance, lickin' like there's no tomorrow.

 

A few minutes later,she really lets loose with a fart that curls Rentons eyebrows.

 

He pushes her off of his face and says,

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"Here pet, I don't want you to think I'm not enjoyin' myself or anything but I'm buggered if I can take another 66 of those."

[Gemmill 44273]

Shit joke, but the thought of a prossie repeatedly farting in Renton's face helped a bit.