luckyluke 2 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 How's this for a Saturday night. Best mate's 18th so I invite along my friend Tessa, who I like. Alot. It's a fancy dress, famous person theme party. I'm Enrique Iglesias, she's Marissa/Melissa from the OC. I got the DJ to play some Enrique, he played Hero. I ended up singing kareoke, and got Tessa up on stage with me and sang it with me arm round her. Then it's the final dance and I think "fuck it." I hold her and whisper "Tessa. I like you." "I may really like you" comes the reply. The "may" is the german lass. Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Are you actually made of cheese? Brock, never drink again. I honestly prefer people who get violent when drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I fucking hate mongs me man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 (edited) Are you actually made of cheese? Brock, never drink again. I honestly prefer people who get violent when drunk. Loved the 'are you made of cheese?' line as well Edited December 3, 2006 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 How's this for a Saturday night. Best mate's 18th so I invite along my friend Tessa, who I like. Alot. It's a fancy dress, famous person theme party. I'm Enrique Iglesias, she's Marissa/Melissa from the OC. I got the DJ to play some Enrique, he played Hero. I ended up singing kareoke, and got Tessa up on stage with me and sang it with me arm round her. Then it's the final dance and I think "fuck it." I hold her and whisper "Tessa. I like you." "I may really like you" comes the reply. The "may" is the german lass. Shit. Brock have you ever been assaulted in the street for no apparent reason because if you haven't you're one lucky man. I mean who would go to a fancy dress party as Enrique and your bitch wants a slap as well for going as someone from that pile of steaming dog shit they call OC. I didn't think people like you existed, get your head out of your own arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 How's this for a Saturday night. Best mate's 18th so I invite along my friend Tessa, who I like. Alot. It's a fancy dress, famous person theme party. I'm Enrique Iglesias, she's Marissa/Melissa from the OC. I got the DJ to play some Enrique, he played Hero. I ended up singing kareoke, and got Tessa up on stage with me and sang it with me arm round her. Then it's the final dance and I think "fuck it." I hold her and whisper "Tessa. I like you." "I may really like you" comes the reply. The "may" is the german lass. Shit. Brock have you ever been assaulted in the street for no apparent reason because if you haven't you're one lucky man. I mean who would go to a fancy dress party as Enrique and your bitch wants a slap as well for going as someone from that pile of steaming dog shit they call OC. I didn't think people like you existed, get your head out of your own arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 nasty bassids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 nasty bassids Pedrophile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 nasty bassids Pedrophile. .............................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10685 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 what Brock? the merissa says "I may like you" ? or your german stalker says "I may like you" if it's option a) whats the fucking problem? if it's b then you're a fucking idiot for draping your arm round one bird while your stalkers in earshot. I'm not really clear on your dilemma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Brock is a legend. Total loser like, but a legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44265 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Fuck me, I've only just found this. What sort of a self-obsessed cocknose would go to a fancy dress as Enrique Iglesias ffs? That's right, I'm wearing a beanie and I think I'm fucking gorgeous. Now stick Hero on and I'll whisper some horseshit into this lass's ear. Brock man, in the name of all that is holy, have a word with yourself. You can't go through the rest of your life being this much of a tit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10685 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Fuck me, I've only just found this. What sort of a self-obsessed cocknose would go to a fancy dress as Enrique Iglesias ffs? That's right, I'm wearing a beanie and I think I'm fucking gorgeous. Now stick Hero on and I'll whisper some horseshit into this lass's ear. Brock man, in the name of all that is holy, have a word with yourself. You can't go through the rest of your life being this much of a tit! while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Fuck me, I've only just found this. What sort of a self-obsessed cocknose would go to a fancy dress as Enrique Iglesias ffs? That's right, I'm wearing a beanie and I think I'm fucking gorgeous. Now stick Hero on and I'll whisper some horseshit into this lass's ear. Brock man, in the name of all that is holy, have a word with yourself. You can't go through the rest of your life being this much of a tit! I broke the silence in the library to LOL at that!!!! I'm in the camp of not exactly being sure of what the problem is like, unless the German lass is called May? What I am sure of and I've saying it for ages is that Brock is a complete nonce, I'll be amazed if he's ever really had fingerrs and tops nevermind a shag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44265 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Fuck me, I've only just found this. What sort of a self-obsessed cocknose would go to a fancy dress as Enrique Iglesias ffs? That's right, I'm wearing a beanie and I think I'm fucking gorgeous. Now stick Hero on and I'll whisper some horseshit into this lass's ear. Brock man, in the name of all that is holy, have a word with yourself. You can't go through the rest of your life being this much of a tit! while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Fuck me, I've only just found this. What sort of a self-obsessed cocknose would go to a fancy dress as Enrique Iglesias ffs? That's right, I'm wearing a beanie and I think I'm fucking gorgeous. Now stick Hero on and I'll whisper some horseshit into this lass's ear. Brock man, in the name of all that is holy, have a word with yourself. You can't go through the rest of your life being this much of a tit! while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh! You were spot on gemmil, this was exactly the point i was trying to get across. The daft cunt must be in love with himself if he thinks he can paint a fake mole on his dish, stretch a beanie over his massive fucking head, and expect every lass within 3ft of him to be fizzing at the slit. Top shelf doughnut puncher imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44265 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Fuck me, I've only just found this. What sort of a self-obsessed cocknose would go to a fancy dress as Enrique Iglesias ffs? That's right, I'm wearing a beanie and I think I'm fucking gorgeous. Now stick Hero on and I'll whisper some horseshit into this lass's ear. Brock man, in the name of all that is holy, have a word with yourself. You can't go through the rest of your life being this much of a tit! while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh! You were spot on gemmil, this was exactly the point i was trying to get across. The daft cunt must be in love with himself if he thinks he can paint a fake mole on his dish, stretch a beanie over his massive fucking head, and expect every lass within 3ft of him to be fizzing at the slit. Top shelf doughnut puncher imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10685 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Fuck me, I've only just found this. What sort of a self-obsessed cocknose would go to a fancy dress as Enrique Iglesias ffs? That's right, I'm wearing a beanie and I think I'm fucking gorgeous. Now stick Hero on and I'll whisper some horseshit into this lass's ear. Brock man, in the name of all that is holy, have a word with yourself. You can't go through the rest of your life being this much of a tit! while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh! You were spot on gemmil, this was exactly the point i was trying to get across. The daft cunt must be in love with himself if he thinks he can paint a fake mole on his dish, stretch a beanie over his massive fucking head, and expect every lass within 3ft of him to be fizzing at the slit. Top shelf doughnut puncher imo I'd reckon he may... just possibly... have been taking the piss out of himself? I don't really think he's so far up himself he'd get dressed up like that... I expect it was done tongue in cheek. but don't let that get between you harsh bastards an yer fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44265 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Fuck me, I've only just found this. What sort of a self-obsessed cocknose would go to a fancy dress as Enrique Iglesias ffs? That's right, I'm wearing a beanie and I think I'm fucking gorgeous. Now stick Hero on and I'll whisper some horseshit into this lass's ear. Brock man, in the name of all that is holy, have a word with yourself. You can't go through the rest of your life being this much of a tit! while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh! You were spot on gemmil, this was exactly the point i was trying to get across. The daft cunt must be in love with himself if he thinks he can paint a fake mole on his dish, stretch a beanie over his massive fucking head, and expect every lass within 3ft of him to be fizzing at the slit. Top shelf doughnut puncher imo I'd reckon he may... just possibly... have been taking the piss out of himself? I don't really think he's so far up himself he'd get dressed up like that... I expect it was done tongue in cheek. but don't let that get between you harsh bastards an yer fun Have you seen the lad's youtube videos? I suspect he was 100% serious. And don't go giving him an out either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I was gonna say, I don't post that often on here these days but I have no doubt at all in my mind it wasn't to take the p*ss out of himself! The fact that his lass dressed up as someone from the OC pretty much confirms this! I got a fancy dress party next year, pretty sure im not gonna go as some cunt like Dawson from the show of the same name Might go as Chico though....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I love the way he started by saying 'hows this for a Saturday night', as if we'd be jealous or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I was on N-O today and read something that made me think GeJon was their answer to Brock, it was cringeworthy, is that why you're defending him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I was on N-O today and read something that made me think GeJon was their answer to Brock, it was cringeworthy, is that why you're defending him? Where did I defend him?? What was it you read btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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