Holden McGroin 6471 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 i've got a manbag but it is used for my Macbook....nice fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I used to be the same as your son but recently I've relaxed my stance on umbrellas, mainly due to the fact I kept getting wet. Its only acceptable to carry an umbrella if it is a golf umbrella, it is made up of no more than two colours, preferably some sort of company logo on it so it doesn't look like you bought it yourself, it is raining heavily (not merely 'spitting') and the journey takes more than five minutes on foot. If these conditions aren't met then it is inexcusable. Failing that, just get a nice plain black one, or plaid one, and spray-paint 'cunt' on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30221 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I used to be the same as your son but recently I've relaxed my stance on umbrellas, mainly due to the fact I kept getting wet. Its only acceptable to carry an umbrella if it is a golf umbrella, it is made up of no more than two colours, preferably some sort of company logo on it so it doesn't look like you bought it yourself, it is raining heavily (not merely 'spitting') and the journey takes more than five minutes on foot. If these conditions aren't met then it is inexcusable. Failing that, just get a nice plain black one, or plaid one, and spray-paint 'cunt' on it. Justify that. Quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I used to be the same as your son but recently I've relaxed my stance on umbrellas, mainly due to the fact I kept getting wet. Its only acceptable to carry an umbrella if it is a golf umbrella, it is made up of no more than two colours, preferably some sort of company logo on it so it doesn't look like you bought it yourself, it is raining heavily (not merely 'spitting') and the journey takes more than five minutes on foot. If these conditions aren't met then it is inexcusable. Failing that, just get a nice plain black one, or plaid one, and spray-paint 'cunt' on it. Justify that. Quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30221 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Come again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10686 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Over the shoulder bag is fine as long as there's a need for the bag, people who carry the paper and a bottle of water in it are using it as a fashion accesory and as such, should be stoned to death. Umbrellas are fine as long as it's pissing it down, the walk is longer than 5 minutes, it's a dull colour, you're not sharing it with another bloke. oh and only if it's one of those that pop up and expand automatically.... they're cool as fuck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 All these things are fine if you aren't someone who still has 1950 ideas or are afraid you aren't sure of your sexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 2, 2006 Author Share Posted December 2, 2006 All these things are fine if you aren't someone who still has 1950 ideas or are afraid you aren't sure of your sexuality. Just added Gejon to my list of carriers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 All these things are fine if you aren't someone who still has 1950 ideas or are afraid you aren't sure of your sexuality. About how far behind the conversation you tend to be tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 All these things are fine if you aren't someone who still has 1950 ideas or are afraid you aren't sure of your sexuality. Just added Gejon to my list of carriers I have one and I carry stuff that i need in it rather than walking around with it all in my hands or in a carrier bag. Being sensible doesn't equal wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 All these things are fine if you aren't someone who still has 1950 ideas or are afraid you aren't sure of your sexuality. Just added Gejon to my list of carriers I have one and I carry stuff that i need in it rather than walking around with it all in my hands or in a carrier bag. Being sensible doesn't equal wrong. I just get my wife to carry everything around in carrier bags It's what women are for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 2, 2006 Author Share Posted December 2, 2006 I think were gonna need a contents list to see if these homs can justify carrying a ladies bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I think were gonna need a contents list to see if these homs can justify carrying a ladies bag. Moisturiser. Hair brush. Ginger hair dye. Mobile fone. Nail clippers. That sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I think were gonna need a contents list to see if these homs can justify carrying a ladies bag. Moisturiser. Hair brush. Ginger hair dye. Mobile fone. Nail clippers. That sort of thing. Fuck off! Missed off me hair straightners man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I just have a bog standard Adidas bag that i've had for about 5 years, its knackered like. Would get a shoulder bag today though if I went shopping, think they look good. Re: umbrellas, they're an absolute death trap to anyone taller than the person carrying it. My friend always has one up even if its spitting as it messes up her hair or something, and its almost impossible to have a conversation with her without getting your eye stabbed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I've got a man bag, I have to carry files and books to uni most days. Backpacks, and rucksakes or whatever people have are shite, make you look like a hiker. I only have a manbag because I need one, I think they are shite tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10686 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 newpapers, bait, umbrella, book to read on me break, papers for work, iPod, phone, wallet etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I used to be the same as your son but recently I've relaxed my stance on umbrellas, mainly due to the fact I kept getting wet. Its only acceptable to carry an umbrella if it is a golf umbrella, it is made up of no more than two colours, preferably some sort of company logo on it so it doesn't look like you bought it yourself, it is raining heavily (not merely 'spitting') and the journey takes more than five minutes on foot. If these conditions aren't met then it is inexcusable. Failing that, just get a nice plain black one, or plaid one, and spray-paint 'cunt' on it. Justify that. Quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 To be honest, anyone who worries what people think of them due to their choice of umbrella/bag needs to relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: umbrellas, they're an absolute death trap to anyone taller than the person carrying it. My friend always has one up even if its spitting as it messes up her hair or something, and its almost impossible to have a conversation with her without getting your eye stabbed out. Aye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6471 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I just have a bog standard Adidas bag that i've had for about 5 years, its knackered like. Would get a shoulder bag today though if I went shopping, think they look good. Re: umbrellas, they're an absolute death trap to anyone taller than the person carrying it. My friend always has one up even if its spitting as it messes up her hair or something, and its almost impossible to have a conversation with her without getting your eye stabbed out. The amount of times I have nearly had an eye out because of an umrbrella is unreal. Does anyone know of someone who has? Mush have happened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 (edited) Is a man carrying a plain black umbrella acceptable or not? I offered one to my son to use the other day but he said he'd rather get wet I used to be the same as your son but recently I've relaxed my stance on umbrellas, mainly due to the fact I kept getting wet. Its only acceptable to carry an umbrella if it is a golf umbrella, it is made up of no more than two colours, preferably some sort of company logo on it so it doesn't look like you bought it yourself, it is raining heavily (not merely 'spitting') and the journey takes more than five minutes on foot. If these conditions aren't met then it is inexcusable. I remember the 'brolly boys' of the early 80's. I wouldn't call any of them effeminate. Brolly = not wet = common sence = brain = cool = pink shirt = attractive to women = getting a shag = success Man bags = I want to indulge in greco-wrestling with other sweaty males = gay. FACT! This is the bit I like best! I own and use a bag which I keep my stuff in. If I wanted to carry all of the shit I want to in my pockets of my jeans and coat, I'd look like a right tit. I therefore keep this all of this crap in a bag. If this makes me a man-bag hermasexshal, then so fuck! Edited December 3, 2006 by Jaffa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 To be honest, anyone who worries what people think of them due to their choice of umbrella/bag needs to relax. To be honest, anyone who posts this sort of condescending shite in a light hearted thread needs to relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 To be honest, anyone who worries what people think of them due to their choice of umbrella/bag needs to relax. To be honest, anyone who posts this sort of condescending shite in a light hearted thread needs to relax. To be honest, if some people weren't taking it seriously, it wouldn't be necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 3, 2006 Author Share Posted December 3, 2006 To be honest the cunt who started the topic wants fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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