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No, I haven't got that. Will have a look when I get home. :( There's an imageshack firefox extension as well that lets you right click an image and imageshack it - probably a similar thing to what you're talking about though?

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No, I haven't got that. Will have a look when I get home. :( There's an imageshack firefox extension as well that lets you right click an image and imageshack it - probably a similar thing to what you're talking about though?

 

the right click doo-hicky is good for stealing pics from the net, the toolbar is a quick and easy way to upload images from your hard-drive...

 

apparently you can also easily make a slideshow... wowee I'm all a tingle with excitement :D

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You piss-poor, Dobsons-replacing, student-fleecing, discriminating, patronising, admission-denying, NUS Card-demanding, soon to be bankrupt, ageist cunts. Enjoy this Christmas, cos it'll be your fucking last, make no mistake.

 

Love,

 

The Burglar's Dog xx

 

PS: CUNTS

 

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From the main page:

 

To:

Basement Trebles Bar

 

You piss-poor, Dobsons-replacing, student-fleecing, discriminating, patronising, admission-denying, NUS Card-demanding, soon to be bankrupt, ageist cunts. Enjoy this Christmas, cos it'll be your fucking last, make no mistake.

 

Love,

 

The Burglar's Dog xx

 

PS: CUNTS

 

;)

 

:lol:;);)

 

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other.

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From the main page:

 

To:

Basement Trebles Bar

 

You piss-poor, Dobsons-replacing, student-fleecing, discriminating, patronising, admission-denying, NUS Card-demanding, soon to be bankrupt, ageist cunts. Enjoy this Christmas, cos it'll be your fucking last, make no mistake.

 

Love,

 

The Burglar's Dog xx

 

PS: CUNTS

 

:D

 

:lol:;);)

 

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other.

 

;) I dunno mate, most of the accountancy do's I've been to have been fairly tame affairs. Not boring or owt (after all, I was there :razz: ) but not a lot of shenanigans. Apart from that one time when this Scottish slut called Debbie with biiiiiig wabs decided to straddle one of the partners laps at the Christmas do, and do some grinding on him, and drape her impressive cleavage in his face. She might have got away with it if he hadn't been sat right next to his astonished wife. :razz:

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From the main page:

 

To:

Basement Trebles Bar

 

You piss-poor, Dobsons-replacing, student-fleecing, discriminating, patronising, admission-denying, NUS Card-demanding, soon to be bankrupt, ageist cunts. Enjoy this Christmas, cos it'll be your fucking last, make no mistake.

 

Love,

 

The Burglar's Dog xx

 

PS: CUNTS

 

:razz:

 

:lol:;);)

 

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other.

;)

 

I wish the same could be said about translators. I'm off to our office Christmas bash tonight. In Nottingham. :razz: I'm thinking of taking a book to read.

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From the main page:

 

To:

Basement Trebles Bar

 

You piss-poor, Dobsons-replacing, student-fleecing, discriminating, patronising, admission-denying, NUS Card-demanding, soon to be bankrupt, ageist cunts. Enjoy this Christmas, cos it'll be your fucking last, make no mistake.

 

Love,

 

The Burglar's Dog xx

 

PS: CUNTS

 

:D

 

:lol:;);)

 

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other.

 

;) I dunno mate, most of the accountancy do's I've been to have been fairly tame affairs. Not boring or owt (after all, I was there :razz: ) but not a lot of shenanigans. Apart from that one time when this Scottish slut called Debbie with biiiiiig wabs decided to straddle one of the partners laps at the Christmas do, and do some grinding on him, and drape her impressive cleavage in his face. She might have got away with it if he hadn't been sat right next to his astonished wife. :razz:

 

 

You see, this is why I am going to be an accountant.

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From the main page:

 

To:

Basement Trebles Bar

 

You piss-poor, Dobsons-replacing, student-fleecing, discriminating, patronising, admission-denying, NUS Card-demanding, soon to be bankrupt, ageist cunts. Enjoy this Christmas, cos it'll be your fucking last, make no mistake.

 

Love,

 

The Burglar's Dog xx

 

PS: CUNTS

 

:razz:

 

:lol:;);)

 

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other.

 

 

;)

 

'damp squid'

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From the main page:

 

To:

Basement Trebles Bar

 

You piss-poor, Dobsons-replacing, student-fleecing, discriminating, patronising, admission-denying, NUS Card-demanding, soon to be bankrupt, ageist cunts. Enjoy this Christmas, cos it'll be your fucking last, make no mistake.

 

Love,

 

The Burglar's Dog xx

 

PS: CUNTS

 

:razz:

 

:lol:;);)

 

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other.

 

 

;)

 

'damp squid'

 

Aren't most squid damp? :razz:

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Me too. Ordered it on Amazon though so have yet to take delivery. :lol:

 

Also ordered that book they were recommending on nufc.com - Newcastle United: Fifty Years of Hurt.

Aye, I fancied that too. I've been waiting a long time for HTT to finally publish his magnum opus ;)

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From the main page:

 

To:

Basement Trebles Bar

 

You piss-poor, Dobsons-replacing, student-fleecing, discriminating, patronising, admission-denying, NUS Card-demanding, soon to be bankrupt, ageist cunts. Enjoy this Christmas, cos it'll be your fucking last, make no mistake.

 

Love,

 

The Burglar's Dog xx

 

PS: CUNTS

 

:D

 

:lol:;);)

 

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other.

 

 

;)

 

'damp squid'

 

Aren't most squid damp? :razz:

:razz:

What is a squib anyway?

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Me too. Ordered it on Amazon though so have yet to take delivery. :lol:

 

Also ordered that book they were recommending on nufc.com - Newcastle United: Fifty Years of Hurt.

Aye, I fancied that too. I've been waiting a long time for HTT to finally publish his magnum opus ;)

 

You can borrow it if you fancy. I might even give you your DVD back one day too. ;)

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There's no hurry on the DVD like as I've seen it. If you don't fancy it though, I don't mind if you don't watch it y'knaa :lol: But aye, I'll have a lend of the book when you're finished with it, cheers.

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From the main page:

 

To:

Basement Trebles Bar

 

You piss-poor, Dobsons-replacing, student-fleecing, discriminating, patronising, admission-denying, NUS Card-demanding, soon to be bankrupt, ageist cunts. Enjoy this Christmas, cos it'll be your fucking last, make no mistake.

 

Love,

 

The Burglar's Dog xx

 

PS: CUNTS

 

:rolleyes:

 

:lol:;);)

 

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other.

 

 

;)

 

'damp squid'

 

Aren't most squid damp? :D

:razz:

What is a squib anyway?

 

Like a torch or firework thing that burns with an open flame. Hence if it's damp it doesnt burn.

 

 

 

........pretty much like a squid. :razz:

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There's no hurry on the DVD like as I've seen it. If you don't fancy it though, I don't mind if you don't watch it y'knaa :lol: But aye, I'll have a lend of the book when you're finished with it, cheers.

 

I am gonna watch it. ;) I've had Jarhead and something else out from the video club for about a month and haven't watched them either. ;) Reet, will remember on and bring that one in when I've finished it.

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Damp squid is a term motherfucker!

 

Anyway, I've been dropping massive hints I want this book for xmas. If I don't get it, the weddings off tbh.

As opposed to a dry one? Righto :lol:

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