Gemmill 44265 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Did anyone see it? About blokes obsessed with their knobs. They had this gay fella on there who had spent years injecting silicone into his knob to the point where it was just an enormous blob of flesh. It was fucking weird. He's no longer able to have sex because it's just this completely misshapen mess, but he kept going on about how the joy he got from the journey of creating this mess between his legs was enough to make up for that. Fucking strange people around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Not the first man to be defensive after creating a mess between his legs. Sounds horrendous. Is this you trying to bring the tone back up or something? Deformed Knob threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I saw some programme about plastic surgery the other week, and some fella had surgery to split his knob in half so that he had 2 rather than 1. The surgeon was saying how he must have some kind of mental issues to want 2 knobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44265 Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 Not the first man to be defensive after creating a mess between his legs. Sounds horrendous. Is this you trying to bring the tone back up or something? Deformed Knob threads? Honestly though, you've seen nowt like it. He was sitting clothed and there was obviously something not quite right in the front of his jeans, then eventually the interviewer asked if he could see it. This bloke goes, "I thought you'd never ask" and dropped his strides to reveal this enormous red mess with two bollocks (literally) the size of grapefruit, and this knob that was just like a pulverised steak. It looked like someone had taken a sledgehammer to it. He even announced "I call it the blob" as he exposed it. And he's there trying to pretend he's pleased with the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Not the first man to be defensive after creating a mess between his legs. Sounds horrendous. Is this you trying to bring the tone back up or something? Deformed Knob threads? Honestly though, you've seen nowt like it. He was sitting clothed and there was obviously something not quite right in the front of his jeans, then eventually the interviewer asked if he could see it. This bloke goes, "I thought you'd never ask" and dropped his strides to reveal this enormous red mess with two bollocks (literally) the size of grapefruit, and this knob that was just like a pulverised steak. It looked like someone had taken a sledgehammer to it. He even announced "I call it the blob" as he exposed it. And he's there trying to pretend he's pleased with the whole thing. Fat deformed good for nothing prick? Should have named it The Shepherd tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30221 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Seen it before, very fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44265 Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 Seen it before, very fucked up. Glad someone else has seen it cos I know I'm not doing justice to quite what a state that bloke's bits were in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 It was on ages ago if the same thing i'm thinking of. It was like saline stuff he was injecting, just looked like one big bollock. He ran an 'enthuasiasts' website on it IIRC. Weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I thought this was going to be about 'Friends' when I read the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 This thread is an absolute man-trap for J69 to come on bragging about the size of his nudger tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30221 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Seen it before, very fucked up. Glad someone else has seen it cos I know I'm not doing justice to quite what a state that bloke's bits were in. Does it make us slightly gay that we watched a program about other mens' knobs? The worst thing about it is is that he now has the fattest knob in the world but can't have sex with it, sort of defeats the purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44265 Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 Seen it before, very fucked up. Glad someone else has seen it cos I know I'm not doing justice to quite what a state that bloke's bits were in. Does it make us slightly gay that we watched a program about other mens' knobs? The worst thing about it is is that he now has the fattest knob in the world but can't have sex with it, sort of defeats the purpose. Wasn't it 2 foot in circumference or something? He actually talked about getting to 22 inches and not being satisfied that it was fat enough. I was a bit wary starting the thread tbh cos I anticipated lots of jibes about being gay. Then I remembered that I was starting the thread and was unlikely to abuse myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30221 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 In that case: HOMO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 The person who posts the picture of the knob is the gay one. The question i have is whether he could piss in a straight line and what % of piss makes it into the bowl? Wonder what sort of ratio he 'sprinkled' off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Seen it before, very fucked up. Glad someone else has seen it cos I know I'm not doing justice to quite what a state that bloke's bits were in. Does it make us slightly gay that we watched a program about other mens' knobs? The worst thing about it is is that he now has the fattest knob in the world but can't have sex with it, sort of defeats the purpose. Wasn't it 2 foot in circumference or something? He actually talked about getting to 22 inches and not being satisfied that it was fat enough. I was a bit wary starting the thread tbh cos I anticipated lots of jibes about being gay. Then I remembered that I was starting the thread and was unlikely to abuse myself. Unlikely to wank yourself off? I should hope not an all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Perusing the tv listings last night, I noticed this prog and mentioned it to my sweetheart. 'Yours is enough' she said Anyhow, how could ANY fuckin' male watch some programme about knobs ffs??????????????? I sense a closet door creaking that little bit further open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44265 Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 Perusing the tv listings last night, I noticed this prog and mentioned it to my sweetheart. 'Yours is enough' she said Anyhow, how could ANY fuckin' male watch some programme about knobs ffs??????????????? I sense a closet door creaking that little bit further open. She clearly meant that you're quite the prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Perusing the tv listings last night, I noticed this prog and mentioned it to my sweetheart. 'Yours is enough' she said Worse than J69-if thats possible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I'm sure Wacky had posted a sound critique of this programme the first time it was on. Saw it the first time like, it was grotesque, what's the point in developing such a thing if it can't even function. And how the fuck can he show his face in public with what is quite literally a third leg dangling down below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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