Pink District

[The Fish 10685]

Calming Lights

 

Pink floodlights are to be installed near known trouble spots in Preston Lancashire, in an attempt to halt the rise of street crime. Police officers say that the lights will create a calming influence over unruly teenagers. The lights also accentuate skin blemishes, such as acne, and police hope this will deter teenage gangs."

 

Whats next Fairground Mirrors at bus-stops to keep fatties from getting out in public?

Edited November 27, 2006 by The Fish

[Lazarus 0]

Thought this was gonna be about a certain area of the town.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809]

Thought this was gonna be about a certain area of the town.

 

 

Which part of town is that?

[snakehips 0]

Can we just not start giving them a good shower with xyclon B ??

[Gemmill 44265]

Given the clothes these kids wear, and the fact that most of them look like they have at best a weekly shower, I doubt they're gonna be too arsed at having their spotty faces highlighted by some pink lights ffs.

[Guest alex]

Have I warped forwards to April 1st or something? Jesus wept.

[Ted Maul 0]

Whats the chances of 25 of them, pilled off their knappas, banging out some shitty New Monkey on their phones while bopping about underneath these big pink fuckers?