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surely if a girl is wearing a top that ... accentuates her figure.. it's ok to admire them, comment to your mate about them and generally drool, gawp and wonder...

 

If however you lean over the back of seat on the bus, pull her sweater forward and have a good spoach... in that instance I think you're invading her personal space...

Aesthetically pleasing? :calmdown:

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surely if a girl is wearing a top that ... accentuates her figure.. it's ok to admire them, comment to your mate about them and generally drool, gawp and wonder...

 

If however you lean over the back of seat on the bus, pull her sweater forward and have a good spoach... in that instance I think you're invading her personal space...

Aesthetically pleasing? :nufc:

 

:calmdown:

 

Memory of an elephant.

 

Re: shagging stepmother, the answer is never! What is wrong with you people?

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surely if a girl is wearing a top that ... accentuates her figure.. it's ok to admire them, comment to your mate about them and generally drool, gawp and wonder...

 

If however you lean over the back of seat on the bus, pull her sweater forward and have a good spoach... in that instance I think you're invading her personal space...

Aesthetically pleasing? :nufc:

 

:calmdown:

 

Memory of an elephant.

 

Re: shagging stepmother, the answer is never! What is wrong with you people?

 

For the record, I wouldn't shag mine even if her chebs doubled in size.

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Btw, as I'm too lazy to start a new thread. My mate reckons Cherie Blair's sister is one of the people in 'I'm a celebrity..' along with Dean Gaffney. :calmdown: JWTBH!

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Btw, as I'm too lazy to start a new thread. My mate reckons Cherie Blair's sister is one of the people in 'I'm a celebrity..' along with Dean Gaffney. :calmdown: JWTBH!

 

it's her "half sister" tbf

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Btw, as I'm too lazy to start a new thread. My mate reckons Cherie Blair's sister is one of the people in 'I'm a celebrity..' along with Dean Gaffney. :calmdown: JWTBH!

 

it's her "half sister" tbf

:nufc: That's even worse surely?

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Unbelievable that programme. It reached its peak when Peter Andre was walking around bent over trying to hide the fact he had a stot-on after Jordan had told him to fuck off back to his bed cos he wasn't getting any. :calmdown:

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surely if a girl is wearing a top that ... accentuates her figure.. it's ok to admire them, comment to your mate about them and generally drool, gawp and wonder...

 

If however you lean over the back of seat on the bus, pull her sweater forward and have a good spoach... in that instance I think you're invading her personal space...

Aesthetically pleasing? :D

 

 

:D

 

how empty is the rest of your life that you remember obscure forum posts?

 

:nufc::calmdown:

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surely if a girl is wearing a top that ... accentuates her figure.. it's ok to admire them, comment to your mate about them and generally drool, gawp and wonder...

 

If however you lean over the back of seat on the bus, pull her sweater forward and have a good spoach... in that instance I think you're invading her personal space...

Aesthetically pleasing? :D

 

 

:(

 

how empty is the rest of your life that you remember obscure forum posts?

 

:nufc::calmdown:

Don't get all verbose on me kiddah.

:D

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Unbelievable that programme. It reached its peak when Peter Andre was walking around bent over trying to hide the fact he had a stot-on after Jordan had told him to fuck off back to his bed cos he wasn't getting any. :calmdown:

 

Wasn't that last year? Do you actually watch this shit then?

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Unbelievable that programme. It reached its peak when Peter Andre was walking around bent over trying to hide the fact he had a stot-on after Jordan had told him to fuck off back to his bed cos he wasn't getting any. :calmdown:

 

Wasn't that last year? Do you actually watch this shit then?

 

A few years ago now. I watched that one cos it was hilarious. Peter Andre in the jungle pretending he was a tortured musical genius, singing Insania to his fellow jungle-buddies, and desperately trying to get into Jordan's kegs every night was class.

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Unbelievable that programme. It reached its peak when Peter Andre was walking around bent over trying to hide the fact he had a stot-on after Jordan had told him to fuck off back to his bed cos he wasn't getting any. :calmdown:

 

Wasn't that last year? Do you actually watch this shit then?

 

A few years ago now. I watched that one cos it was hilarious. Peter Andre in the jungle pretending he was a tortured musical genius, singing Insania to his fellow jungle-buddies, and desperately trying to get into Jordan's kegs every night was class.

 

 

thought that read "Jungle-Bunnies", saw who wrote and actually said out loud.

 

"Figures"

 

:nufc:

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Unbelievable that programme. It reached its peak when Peter Andre was walking around bent over trying to hide the fact he had a stot-on after Jordan had told him to fuck off back to his bed cos he wasn't getting any. :calmdown:

 

Wasn't that last year? Do you actually watch this shit then?

 

A few years ago now. I watched that one cos it was hilarious. Peter Andre in the jungle pretending he was a tortured musical genius, singing Insania to his fellow jungle-buddies, and desperately trying to get into Jordan's kegs every night was class.

 

Well, when you put it like that................

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Unbelievable that programme. It reached its peak when Peter Andre was walking around bent over trying to hide the fact he had a stot-on after Jordan had told him to fuck off back to his bed cos he wasn't getting any. :calmdown:

 

Wasn't that last year? Do you actually watch this shit then?

 

A few years ago now. I watched that one cos it was hilarious. Peter Andre in the jungle pretending he was a tortured musical genius, singing Insania to his fellow jungle-buddies, and desperately trying to get into Jordan's kegs every night was class.

 

 

thought that read "Jungle-Bunnies", saw who wrote and actually said out loud.

 

"Figures"

 

:nufc:

 

I'm no racist, twatboy slim!

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I'm no racist, twatboy slim!

 

 

I know I know, some of your best friends have watched the Cosby show...

 

you're positively ethnic aren'tcha?

 

:calmdown:

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Mylene Klass out bikinis anything in the jungle thus far iywmho.

 

Thought you'd be into Faith tbh. Those things are so big, gravity fucking DEMANDS that they're symmetrical.

 

I think knockers officially cease to be knockers when they deny the owner a midrif. You literally cannot see the womans stomach when she sits down. So it's a 'no' from me. Plus isn't she 70 or summat?

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I'm no racist, twatboy slim!

 

 

I know I know, some of your best friends have watched the Cosby show...

 

you're positively ethnic aren'tcha?

 

:calmdown:

 

I've practically got a 'fro ffs!

 

 

a ginger one ??

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I'm no racist, twatboy slim!

 

 

I know I know, some of your best friends have watched the Cosby show...

 

you're positively ethnic aren'tcha?

 

:calmdown:

 

I've practically got a 'fro ffs!

 

 

a ginger one ??

 

I'm not ginger, you dizzy bint! You looked to have a hint of the ging on your Kevin and Perry photos though. :nufc:

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