Monkeys Fist 41339 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Can't recommend Into the Wild enough. Watched it the other week and it's class. Watched that. Just thought, "knob". The actor did some serious 'method' btw. Was skeletal at the end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 (edited) FRIDAY 24TH DECEMBER (CHRISTMAS EVE) BBC1 THE SANTA CLAUSE 2 11.30am - Tim Allen continues being Santa. CARS 3.05pm - Not one of my favourite Pixar films, but the network premier and definitley one for the kids. THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN 5.15pm - another network premier. Make sure to watch/record part one on Thursday THE MONEY PIT 1.15am - Tom Hanks comedy about buying a shit heap house. BBC2 THE FOX AND THE CHILD 10am - Kate Winslett voiced docu-drama for kids..if they're soppy little shits. SUSPICION 11.30am - Cary Grant stars in the Hitchcock classic. Everyone should have seen it. SHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON 1.05pm John Ford/John Wayne classic BBC3 WAR OF THE WORLDS 8pm - The Spielberg one. ITV1 CASPER 10.40am - Ghost film for young kids with Christina Ricci MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET 12.55pm - The Dickie Attenborough one. Perfect for christmas. THE QUEEN 3pm - Helen Mirren has an annus horribulus.....ravaged when she did that back door porn. THE HOLIDAY 10.15pm - Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet proper wifey film. DEAD CALM 1.40am - Remember watching this when I was young and being shit scared, sticks in my mind as much as The Shining did at the time. I couldn't turn off though cos I was busy wanking over Nicole Kidman. ITV2 NANNY MCPHEE 7pm - A modern Mary Poppins. It's excellent stuff for all the family. ITV3 UNCLE BUCK 9pm - Not the best John Candy film. ITV4 SWEENEY 2 3.40pm - John Thaw and Dennis Waterman star in the second spin-off movie from the show. MISSION TO MARS 5.50pm - Gash Sci-fi. If you've got Apollo 13 on DVD watch that instead. RAID ON ROMMEL 8pm - Richard burton war film. GREEN STREET 10pm - Crap hooliganism film SHOOTERS 12.15am - Shitty attempt to do what had been done in Lock Stock for the umpteenth time. CHANNEL 4 JINGLE ALL THE WAY 11.40am - Arnie christmas crap HERO 12.55am - If you liked Crouching Tiger, you'll love this. E4 MADE IN AMERICA 1.05am - Whoopi Goldberg and Ted danson. No idea. Looks shit. MORE4 BEACHES 10.50am - Another weepy for the ladies. FILM4 PLEASE SIR! 11am - shit tv show....shit film. THIS HAPPY BREED 1pm - David Lean film I'd not heard of before. BRIEF ENCOUNTER 3.10pm - A married slag gets off with a cad and a rotter whenever they can. Not really, it's all very proper. Classic stuff again. THE PARENT TRAP 4.50pm - Linsey Lohan bollocks ELF 7.15pm - One of the better recent christmas comedies. Will Ferrell is not an Elf, but he thinks he is. CHOCOLAT 9pm - Juliete Binoche UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION 11.20pm - Nerd film. AMELIE 1.20am - Call me a big puff, but i love it to bits. French film about a lonely girl who spends her time helping others. CHANNEL FIVE SCROOGE 4pm - Alistair Sims version LAST ACTION HERO 6.45pm - shit FIVE USA STAND BY ME 1.30pm - another chance in case you missed it earlier in the week. Edited December 22, 2010 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 AMELIE 1.20am - Call me a big puff, but i love it to bits. French film about a lonely girl who spends her time helping others. Amazing film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Nice one Uncle Nicos, thats very handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6261 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Aye, nice work. It should be a regular feature. Get your finger out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 E4 MADE IN AMERICA 1.05am - Whoopi Goldberg and Ted danson. No idea. Looks shit. Will Smith as well, iirc. I liked it as a kid, so it's probably terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 AMELIE 1.20am - Call me a big puff, but i love it to bits. French film about a lonely girl who spends her time helping others. Amazing film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 E4 MADE IN AMERICA 1.05am - Whoopi Goldberg and Ted danson. No idea. Looks shit. Will Smith as well, iirc. I liked it as a kid, so it's probably terrible. It is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I thought Ted Danson was the coolest man in the world though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4449 Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 bump (to save me scrolling down for it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I'm reminded of a Viz punchline "I haven't laughed so much since I watched Lorenzo's Oil" Speaking of Viz, there was a feature in the Times the other day about parents raising their children without gender stereotyping. I always thought that "The Modern Parents" was a caricature of such dickheads but these real life examples were even worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 What sort of things were they doing? Jingle all the way is on now. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42687 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 I'm watching Fantastic Mr Fox followed by Stand By Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13613 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 What sort of things were they doing? Jingle all the way is on now. Oh dear. The bit where he's remembering all the reindeers names Nearly as good as the bit where he smiles in Terminator 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42687 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 I'm watching Fantastic Mr Fox followed by Stand By Me. Fell asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Roadhouse not on this year? Funny film that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 24, 2010 Author Share Posted December 24, 2010 SATURDAY 25TH DECEMBER (CHRISTMAS DAY) BBC1 THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE 11am - The third one MADAGASCAR 12.25pm - More cgi talking animals. SHREK THE THIRD 3.10pm [NETWORK PREMIERE] - Shrek jumps the shark STARSKY AND HUTCH 10.50pm - Snoop Dogg is funny A FISH CALLED WANDA 12.25am - Never seen this. Meant to be canny. BBC2 SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN 11.15am - The pinnacle of extravagant MGM musicals THE MAN WHO WOULD BE KING 12.55pm - Never seen this either. Really looking forward to it. Connery and Caine. Marvellous. BBC3 THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE 8pm BBC4 AND THEN THERE WERE NONE 9pm - Agatha Christie whodunit THE SAINT STRIKES BACK 11.50pm - Never seen any of the saint ITV1 THE LITTLE POLAR BEAR 8.05am - Animation of the kids book SANTA CLAUS: THE MOVIE 10.50am - I got the DVD free in the sun. THE POLAR EXPRESS 1.10pm - You'll have nightmares about Tom Hanks' cold dead eyes. THE GRINCH 3.10pm - Jim Carrey live action one. YOU, ME AND DUPREE 11.15pm - Wifey shite innit? CLOCKWISE 1.40am - John Cleese thing POLICE ACADEMY 3.05am - My heart's not in this really ITV2 MR MAGORIUM’S WONDER EMPORIUM 5.10pm - There's a peep show special on BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON 9pm - But I've started so I'll finish ITV3 JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR 6am - and Stu wants the laptop CARRY ON COWBOY 11.05am = Kyaa Kyaa ON THE BUSES 4.20pm - A shittier Last Confessions MUTINY ON THE BUSES 6.10pm even shittier HOLIDAY ON THE BUSES 8pm - worse still CARRY ON SCREAMING 9.50pm - Kyaa Kyaa ITV3 is fucking wank innit? ITV4 BUFFALO BILL AND THE INDIANS 10.15am - Robert Altman western with Paul Newman CAPTAIN NEWMAN MD 12.45pm Gregory Peck wartime film THE PRIDE AND THE PASSION 3.20pm adaptation of C.S. Forester’s novel about a group of Spanish guerrillas during the Napoleonic wars. Cary Grant. TANGO AND CASH 9pm - Scraping the barrell on xmas day like SCARFACE 11.05pm - That's more like it. CHANNEL 4 THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL 8.50am - Best christmas film ever. SCROOGED 1pm - Bill Murray's always good EDWARD SCISSORHANDS 7pm - weird student shit CARRIE 12.10am - Brilliant horror about "the curse" of womanhood MORE4 THE ROBE 9am - Epic bible story MEET ME IN ST LOUIS 3pm - chrismas musical KABHI ALVIDA NAA KEHNA 5.15pm - eh? Bollywood. FILM4 VALIANT 11am - Brithish cgi animals. THE TIME MACHINE 12.35pm - mmmmm, tamanta mumba CASABLANCA 2.40pm - Play it again sam! never said it. BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID 4.45pm - brilliant ERAGON 6.55pm - dragons n shit DIE HARD 9pm YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN 11.35pm - prefer Blazing saddles. KAMIKAZE GIRLS 1.40am - Is it Japanese? Weird stuff based on a manga either way. CHANNEL FIVE THE REMAINS OF THE DAY 4.25pm - proper STRANGER THAN FICTION 6.55pm = tax collection comedy? FIVER LAWRENCE OF ARABIA 12.50pm - epic 300 9pm - lavender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7060 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 top work HF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Fish called wanda is great from what I remember. Stranger than fiction is good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 green streets on itv4 now, started at 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 25, 2010 Author Share Posted December 25, 2010 (edited) We'll all be at the match and pissed, but.... SUNDAY 26TH DECEMBER (BOXING DAY) BBC1 WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT 9.45am - bit early to see Jessica Rabbit's flange innit? SPY KIDS 11.25am - Say what you like, Robert Rodriguez knopws how to film action. THE ANT BULLY 12.50pm - Bit late to the Antz, bugs life bandwagon. OVER THE HEDGE 2.10pm - CGI animal heaven. ENCHANTED 3.25pm - Disney chased the modern fairytale lucre Shrek showed was out there. IRON EAGLE 1.05am - plane porn. BBC2 KISS ME KATE 8.55am - Musical ANCHORS AWEIGH 12.40pm - Frank Sinatra and Gene Kelly. The latter dances with Tom and Jerry WE DIVE AT DAWN 2.55pm - British war classic THE RED BARON 5.25pm - Austrian film version of Germany’s most celebrated World War I fight pilot, Baron Manfred von Richtonfen. BBC3 ARMAGEDDON 9pm - Michael Bay is a cunt BBC4 FAREWELL MY LOVELY 10.40pm - Raymond Chandler adaptation film noir. ITV1 JACK FROST 10.10am - It’s A Wonderful Life for the brainless! THE RAILWAY CHILDREN 12.15pm - Jenny Agutter FROM TIME TO TIME 2.20pm - cream of the crop of British actors. CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY 4.10pm - The Jonny Depp one, unfortunately. THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR 6.20pm - I've never met anyone who's seen a mummy film. LOVE ACTUALLY 10.15pm - CT's favourite film ever, the big puff. IDLEWILD 2.05am - Or "the OutKast film". Probably for fans only. ITV2 NANNY MCPHEE 2pm - Superb take on the Mary Poppins story. GREMLINS 9pm - Fantastically scary xmas film for kids. THE BODYGUARD 11.15pm - She;s a proper crack whore. ITV3 UNCLE BUCK 2.45pm - Not Candy's best. ITV4 ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT 1.25pm - Not the great film itself but a shitty remake with Ernest Borgnine. MACARTHUR 4.05pm - Gregory peck has a go. MISSION TO MARS 6.45pm - No point watching any space film other than apollo 13 TREMORS 11pm - The greatest film that works on tv ever. I always sit through to the end, even if it fucks me for work. SHOOTERS 12.55am - not lock stock. CHANNEL 4 RUGRATS GO WILD 6.35am - I used to love chucky. CROCODILE DUNDEE 5.10pm - Aussies are funny E4 STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE 9.25am STAR TREK: INSURRECTION 12noon - For nerdlingers YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES 2pm ROMANCING THE STONE 4.55pm SISTER ACT 7pm ALIEN 1.15am - Why put it on this late man? I'll not tape it and watch it. A few hours earlier and I'd be hooked. MORE4 GREAT EXPECTATIONS 12.45pm OLIVER TWIST 3pm - PROPER christmas films. SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE 9.05pm - Oscar winner and that. Canny good. KRRISH 11.25pm - Bollywood FILM4 GEORGE BALANCHINE’S THE NUTCRACKER 11am LOCAL HERO 12.50pm - The toon run out to it. It's your duty to have seen it. STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER 3pm - For poindexters. THE ENGLISHMAN WHO WENT UP A HILL BUT CAME DOWN A MOUNTAIN 5pm ENTRAPMENT 6.50pm NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN 9pm - Frendo DIE HARD 2 11.20pm - It's on more than Corrie this week DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGOLO 1.40am CHANNEL FIVE BEHOLD A PALE HORSE 12.35pm HIGH SOCIETY 3pm OUT FOR A KILL 10pm FIVER ICE AGE 6.25pm - CGI animals THE CORRUPTOR 9pm Edited December 25, 2010 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13613 Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Die Hard then Young Frankenstein might be the best two films to have back to back. Unfortunately, the telly won't be free to watch them for me which upsets me. Luckily, I have them on dvd and can watch them any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Michael Bay is a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 (edited) Not a film as such, but I've just seen it's on now, it's called The Two Escobars, I've seen it before but am ganna watch it now. It's one of the best docufilms I've ever seen in my life. It's and Pablo Escobar who basically was the biggest crook in the world, and Andres Escobar, not related, who was the bloke who got shot for scoring that own goal in USA 94. It's fuckin fascinating, although Pablo was the biggest cocaine dealer in the world he basically ran Colombia, and there was some sort of order, the underworld was kept in check, he was the daddy, and he pumped a lot of his £3 billion fortune in to developing the country and helping the poor. Reading between the lines the yanks and others conspired against him, he ended up dead, and the whole of Colombia went in to meltdown. The underworld placed a lot of money on Colombia to beat USA at the World Cup, Andres Escobar scored the own goal which condemned them to defeat and was shot dead on his return to Bogota. Honestly if yous have ESPN Classic stick it on, it's all in Spanish with subtitles but it's one of the best things you'll ever watch. Jonny2J would love this, missed half it like ganna watch the rest, it's a belta show. Edited December 27, 2010 by You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4449 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Die Hard 4 Yippe aye ay mother fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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