Dr Gloom 21798 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 fat lazy fucks! I know it takes a little bit of self awareness of your body, your habits and you intake of food, but you've hypnotised yourselves into a slothful, downward spiral. you're a fat fuck and you don't have a disability. scale back on the processed junk food and do something active! all the genetic/hormonal/metabolic arguments are bullshit - thyroid glands my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 This is so like wandering into South Central and screaming "Niggers!" tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Aye it's like It's A Knockout with some of the people where I work, it's as if they're trying to out-fat each other. I'm not as buff as I once was like but I'd never let myself get into such a state where I couldn't climb stairs or make do with just 1 seat on a bus or train! I was in the lift the other day with a few obese obscenities and was talking about how nice the chessecake my thin boss had brought in when I remarked, "It's a wonder he's not the size of a house if his wife makes those cakes for him all the time". Went down well as you can imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1219 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Shouldn't any attacks against Freddie be in the Newcastle forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 When gets me, is at what point someone thinks "Hmm, Im getting a bit chubby here, I best do some excersise or cut back on the MacD's" Surely it must be before reaching this stage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21798 Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 no offence to any of the board's fatties like. people who are fat and content with it are fair game - it's just unfortunate that the rest of us have to look at them. it's the fat people who act like their predicament is a disability that 'happened' two them that really boil my piss. put down the pie and chips fattie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Aye it's like It's A Knockout with some of the people where I work, it's as if they're trying to out-fat each other. I'm not as buff as I once was like but I'd never let myself get into such a state where I couldn't climb stairs or make do with just 1 seat on a bus or train! I was in the lift the other day with a few obese obscenities and was talking about how nice the chessecake my thin boss had brought in when I remarked, "It's a wonder he's not the size of a house if his wife makes those cakes for him all the time". Went down well as you can imagine. Same here. Mind it's like that in the public sector. If some of them weren't here they'd be on disability fatty allowance and the govt know it all too well. It's a tubby travesty tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21798 Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 When gets me, is at what point someone thinks "Hmm, Im getting a bit chubby here, I best do some excersise or cut back on the MacD's" Surely it must be before reaching this stage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Aye it's like It's A Knockout with some of the people where I work, it's as if they're trying to out-fat each other. I'm not as buff as I once was like but I'd never let myself get into such a state where I couldn't climb stairs or make do with just 1 seat on a bus or train! I was in the lift the other day with a few obese obscenities and was talking about how nice the chessecake my thin boss had brought in when I remarked, "It's a wonder he's not the size of a house if his wife makes those cakes for him all the time". Went down well as you can imagine. Take it your talking about Dr Who's wife, her cheese cake is the best I've ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 no offence to any of the board's fatties like. people who are fat and content with it are fair game - it's just unfortunate that the rest of us have to look at them. it's the fat people who act like their predicament is a disability that 'happened' two them that really boil my piss. put down the pie and chips fattie! Aye the fat people who aer always starting a new diet every other week but don't loose anything, boils me, fair game if they trying to loose weight but why do I need to know about it? And you can guarentee they are going straight hom eto raid the biscuit cupboard as part of their calorie controlled "diet". There's this one lass used to be a friend of wor lasses', was constantly on a fucking diet but never looked anything other than a doppleganger to the end of my house. And all's she do is natter on about how she only had philadelpia on ryvita for 4 weeks. Her best excuse is that "stress" makes her eat. Bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 When gets me, is at what point someone thinks "Hmm, Im getting a bit chubby here, I best do some excersise or cut back on the MacD's" Surely it must be before reaching this stage? Big Mac Meal, go large with a diet coke brigade tbh. And I agree overall. Not least cos I'd like to eat processed crap and snacks all day (cos a lot of it's nice), but I dont cos of willpower and it's no fucking fun I can tell you. These people want to have their cake and eat it. As you'd imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Aye it's like It's A Knockout with some of the people where I work, it's as if they're trying to out-fat each other. I'm not as buff as I once was like but I'd never let myself get into such a state where I couldn't climb stairs or make do with just 1 seat on a bus or train! I was in the lift the other day with a few obese obscenities and was talking about how nice the chessecake my thin boss had brought in when I remarked, "It's a wonder he's not the size of a house if his wife makes those cakes for him all the time". Went down well as you can imagine. Take it your talking about Dr Who's wife, her cheese cake is the best I've ever had. Aye, not had it myself like but they all rave about it, he's built her a kitchen in his tardis so she can keep churning them out on demand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 He fetched one in for that Mcmillan nurses thing, I ate 3 big slices, fucking out of this world i tell you. Would have ate more if it wasn't for the likes of Dave & Sonia getting their grubby mitts on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 no offence to any of the board's fatties like. people who are fat and content with it are fair game - it's just unfortunate that the rest of us have to look at them. it's the fat people who act like their predicament is a disability that 'happened' two them that really boil my piss. put down the pie and chips fattie! Aye the fat people who aer always starting a new diet every other week but don't loose anything, boils me, fair game if they trying to loose weight but why do I need to know about it? And you can guarentee they are going straight hom eto raid the biscuit cupboard as part of their calorie controlled "diet". There's this one lass used to be a friend of wor lasses', was constantly on a fucking diet but never looked anything other than a doppleganger to the end of my house. And all's she do is natter on about how she only had philadelpia on ryvita for 4 weeks. Her best excuse is that "stress" makes her eat. Bollocks. FFS......might as well just be eating double cream on ryvita! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 I think i'm still not technically obese, so may have a Chinese tonight to tip the scales, so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 He fetched one in for that Mcmillan nurses thing, I ate 3 big slices, fucking out of this world i tell you. Would have ate more if it wasn't for the likes of Dave & Sonia getting their grubby mitts on it. Woah woah don't name names ffs my internet abuse case is still on the go!!!!!! Edit edit!! I've claimed I haven't got a fucking clue who Smooth Operator is but that he sounds like he had his fair share of fanny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 He fetched one in for that Mcmillan nurses thing, I ate 3 big slices, fucking out of this world i tell you. Would have ate more if it wasn't for the likes of Dave & Sonia getting their grubby mitts on it. Woah woah don't name names ffs my internet abuse case is still on the go!!!!!! Edit edit!! I've claimed I haven't got a fucking clue who Smooth Operator is but that he sounds like he had his fair share of fanny! Ok, Ok, the fat fucka and thte fat fucka thats sat opposite him with her belly button pierced, she wants fucking insurance for that, if that pops it will be like a piece of fucking shrapnel going through the air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10682 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 I hate it when they blame it on something. it's thyroids, it's my metabolism, it's the job I do, it's cos I'm depressed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 its cos I dont get off my fat arse and burn calories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 He fetched one in for that Mcmillan nurses thing, I ate 3 big slices, fucking out of this world i tell you. Would have ate more if it wasn't for the likes of Dave & Sonia getting their grubby mitts on it. Woah woah don't name names ffs my internet abuse case is still on the go!!!!!! Edit edit!! I've claimed I haven't got a fucking clue who Smooth Operator is but that he sounds like he had his fair share of fanny! Ok, Ok, the fat fucka and thte fat fucka thats sat opposite him with her belly button pierced, she wants fucking insurance for that, if that pops it will be like a piece of fucking shrapnel going through the air That's 2 posts you'll have to edit now seeing as you quoted it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Next time i'm tucking into a kebab after 12 pints i'll remember how evil i am for being fat. Good argument really though. Can i expand it and say how much the windae lickers disgust me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Kebab Actually, I do get the odd one, but only ever chicken ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44258 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Next time i'm tucking into a kebab after 12 pints i'll remember how evil i am for being fat. Good argument really though. Can i expand it and say how much the windae lickers disgust me? I don't think it was specifically aimed at you, blimpy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9711 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 There is a lot of interesting data on the WTO website: http://www.who.int/bmi/index.jsp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 "I'm big boned" That isn't bone, it's fat, lard arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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