Tooj 17 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Film One of the greatest roles of all time has to be the part played in The Good, The Bad & The Ugly of Tuco by Eli Wallace. "You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass." Clint Eastwood playing the legend that is Harry Callaghan in Dirty Harry. "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." Another Clint Eastwood role, playing The Man With No Name in the Greatest Trilogy of all time. "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." This role needs no introduction at all. "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." TV Paulie Walnuts out of The Sopranos. "You ain't going to believe this, He said the guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians, and he was an interior decorator." Jimmy Nail playing Oz in Auf Wiedersehen Pet. "Oz is a forward, abrasive, drunken, ugly, Geordie lout with a tart of a wife and a constant xenophobic attitude to Germans. His major passion in life is getting mortal drunk and Newcastle United." Cancer Man aka Spender from The X-Files. "Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers." Alan "The Johnson" Johnson in Peep Show. "Just you, me and a pile of big fuck off spreadsheets!" Sir Alan of Partridge. "Ahh.... ladyboys" Dean Learner aka Thornton Reed in Darkplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 TV: Vic Mackey from The Shield Mackey is not a cop. He's Al Capone with a badge Film: Withnail I've got a heart condition..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11021 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Hiro Hiro Nakamura: My only concern is should I hide my true identity? A costume maybe?Ando Masahashi: You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. Mal Reynolds Mal: Now think real hard. You been bird-dogging this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you. Homer J Simpson Homer: To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders.Homer's brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o! And I wear the same stupid sweater every day and... Homer: The Springfield river! and many more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 (edited) Edited November 24, 2006 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31340 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Yup, not much wrong with any of those choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1265 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 After the length of time it's took you to reply in this thread I was expecting a little more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Lefty (Al Pacino) in Donnie Brasco, "Gotta get that boat!" Fucking class, closely followed by his character in Scent of a Woman, can't remember the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 After the length of time it's took you to reply in this thread I was expecting a little more. It's a laborious process getting a photo on here without being collared at woik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1265 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Same here tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Happy Face 29 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Bookman... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwrQdQSXDbg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 This role needs no introduction at all. I thought his performance was ridiculous, fuck knows how he got best actor. Mind you the Oscars are a load of shit anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 When he was in Coronation Street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11021 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 soap opera characters should not even be allowed in threads that are neighbours of this thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 18, 2007 Author Share Posted March 18, 2007 This role needs no introduction at all. I thought his performance was ridiculous, fuck knows how he got best actor. Mind you the Oscars are a load of shit anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 soap opera characters should not even be allowed in threads that are neighbours of this thread.... Mebeez, but Charley was a legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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newcastlebroon 0 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 proper shite that programme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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