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3.35 flight, leaving here at 2. Leg over about 5-ish (I hope) wehay!

 

You visiting Meenzer again this weekend? ;)

 

Mind he's busy this weekend what with shopping, chores and going to IKEA so the chances of you getting knacker deep in the brown stuff is slim to none!

 

Saying that he's a cock-hungry Liberal so you could well hit the anal jackpot. :icon_lol:

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3.35 flight, leaving here at 2. Leg over about 5-ish (I hope) wehay!

 

You visiting Meenzer again this weekend? ;)

 

Mind he's busy this weekend what with shopping, chores and going to IKEA so the changes of you getting knacker deep in the brown stuff is slim to none!

 

Saying that he's a cock-hungry Liberal so you could well hit the anal jackpot. :icon_lol:

I'm decidedly conservative when it comes to my hole, thank you very much. :nufc:

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3.35 flight, leaving here at 2. Leg over about 5-ish (I hope) wehay!

 

You visiting Meenzer again this weekend? ;)

 

Mind he's busy this weekend what with shopping, chores and going to IKEA so the changes of you getting knacker deep in the brown stuff is slim to none!

 

Saying that he's a cock-hungry Liberal so you could well hit the anal jackpot. :icon_lol:

I'm decidedly conservative when it comes to my hole, thank you very much. :nufc:

 

You need to be a bit more Democratic about it I reckon, don't let it be such a Labour of love.

 

But then again I wouldn't let that Monster Raving Loony Alex anywhere near mine if I like it up the wrong un'!

 

Btw mate, what are you doing for cock at the minute?

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Ah good :nufc: I was just checking to see how much you would respond if I asked. Obviously not THAT critical then :icon_lol:

Naah, I always factor in at least ten minutes' forum time per hour of graft. ;)

 

 

Canny ratio aye :nufc:

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Btw mate, what are you doing for cock at the minute?

 

That sounds a lot like you're about to volunteer yours.

 

I was gonna put "and that's not an invitation btw" on the end of that sentence but I thought better of it!

 

Anyway what's wrong with enquiring about how an old mate is doing for cock? I mean I'm trying to identify with the bent bastard ffs. It's not my fault he takes it in the tea towel holder, well actually it might be, all those times he watched me undress for P.E. Dirty fucker!

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;)

 

I'm well serv(ic)ed ta, but thanks for the "curiosity". :icon_lol:

 

My mate John (you remember him) was asking me just last night if I had to would I bot or be botted? Said if I had to I'd bot. What's your preference?

 

Was getting a bit worried by his line of questioning as there's been a few ??? surrounding his sexuality in recent months, Wacky will testify to that!

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;)

 

I'm well serv(ic)ed ta, but thanks for the "curiosity". :nufc:

 

My mate John (you remember him) was asking me just last night if I had to would I bot or be botted? Said if I had to I'd bot. What's your preference?

 

Was getting a bit worried by his line of questioning as there's been a few ??? surrounding his sexuality in recent months, Wacky will testify to that!

:icon_lol: I'd never have thought it of him, a fine upstanding member of the community.

 

Bot, incidentally. (Class verb. :nufc:)

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John could well be eating fancy cakes but he's a hard one to work out, i think we'd need meenzer's expert eye to sort this out

 

brown or japs?

 

Probably need both, tempt him with one and if he doesn't bite them go for the other.

 

Thind that got me worried was that he said he's rather be botted, there's no rational explanation for that though is there?

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John could well be eating fancy cakes but he's a hard one to work out, i think we'd need meenzer's expert eye to sort this out

 

brown or japs?

 

Probably need both, tempt him with one and if he doesn't bite them go for the other.

 

Thind that got me worried was that he said he's rather be botted, there's no rational explanation for that though is there?

 

Fuck off! Theres no way that cunt said that ;)

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John could well be eating fancy cakes but he's a hard one to work out, i think we'd need meenzer's expert eye to sort this out

 

brown or japs?

 

Probably need both, tempt him with one and if he doesn't bite them go for the other.

 

Thind that got me worried was that he said he's rather be botted, there's no rational explanation for that though is there?

 

Fuck off! Theres no way that cunt said that :icon_lol:

 

Straight up! ;)

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I think you wanna have a word with him, he's obvioulsy got issues, like when you met your lass and he started acting all jealous.

 

It's your Karky button he wants imo

 

Aye he's never happy come to think of it whenever a lass has come on the scene in the past.

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