Guest alex Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Aye, Peshwari naans are lush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Plain or garlic nan is the way to go. Anything other than that is just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Plain naan. Simple as. Meat bread ffs!!! It's sub human. What do yous have for starters? Primordial soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44258 Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 My work treads the fine line between art and furniture. says Nick. No Nick. It doesn't. That's a table. I had the pleasure of being in Jesmond Metro station on Wednesday. Some of the panels on the wall had been painted with different colours in different blocks. By a professional artist. There was even an explanation on behalf of Nexus to describe the thinking of said artist's thinking behind the 'work'. Take it from me, it is utter shit. Utter SHIT. And some fucker got paid for it. *plans to get the kids' paint pots out the loft and make some art - for money* Got a tour of our corporate headquarters in Arnhem last week. An art tour to be precise. The company actually employs this woman to invest in art - that's all she does - and it's then put on display in the company HQ. Weird. Anyway, it was her that was giving us the tour and she was giving us all that spiel as well about the motivation and that. She brings us to this one thing that was this painting of a boy with dog's ears coming out of his head. When we were all assembled in front of it, she comes out with "This piece is called Dog Face". This Italian lass who was stood next to her just burst out laughing pretty much right in her face and couldn't stop. She was just stood there going "I so sorry. So sorry." giggling away. Fucking Dog Face. Fuck off man! Lad at work went to the Baltic last week and he reckons one of the displays is stick figure drawings of blokes bumming one another. Literally stick figures. Jesus, I used to do that in the back of my exercise book and draw arrows pointing to my mates. Turns out I'm an art genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15365 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Meat bread ffs!!! It's sub human. What do yous have for starters? Primordial soup? Hot dogs? Hamburgers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Meat bread ffs!!! It's sub human. What do yous have for starters? Primordial soup? Hot dogs? Hamburgers? A fucking sandwich for Pete's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Meat bread ffs!!! It's sub human. What do yous have for starters? Primordial soup? Hot dogs? Hamburgers? Hamburgers with meat baked into the bread? Hot dogs with mince peppered throughout the bun? Not on my watch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44258 Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 You can imagine the horror though. With a sandwich, burger or hotdog, you're anticipating the meat content. If you're expecting plain naan and you tear a bit to find what looks like pedigree chum in it, you'd have a right to complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 You can imagine the horror though. With a sandwich, burger or hotdog, you're anticipating the meat content. If you're expecting plain naan and you tear a bit to find what looks like pedigree chum in it, you'd have a right to complain. If you're expecting a plain naan you wouldn't have ordered a keema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44258 Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 You can imagine the horror though. With a sandwich, burger or hotdog, you're anticipating the meat content. If you're expecting plain naan and you tear a bit to find what looks like pedigree chum in it, you'd have a right to complain. If you're expecting a plain naan you wouldn't have ordered a keema. Ah but he didn't. It was a group order. Keep up, Sandra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 You can imagine the horror though. With a sandwich, burger or hotdog, you're anticipating the meat content. If you're expecting plain naan and you tear a bit to find what looks like pedigree chum in it, you'd have a right to complain. If you're expecting a plain naan you wouldn't have ordered a keema. I didnt you bellsniff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Peshwari doesn't have meat in btw mancster. Almonds and sultanas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 You can imagine the horror though. With a sandwich, burger or hotdog, you're anticipating the meat content. If you're expecting plain naan and you tear a bit to find what looks like pedigree chum in it, you'd have a right to complain. If you're expecting a plain naan you wouldn't have ordered a keema. Ah but he didn't. It was a group order. Keep up, Sandra! Never touch another man's naan. There's a lesson there for us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Peshwari doesn't have meat in btw mancster. Almonds and sultanas. Sultana naans! Naan Up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Peshwari doesn't have meat in btw mancster. Almonds and sultanas. Sultana naans! Naan Up! Aye, I can see why you would only want plain food in a curry house like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15365 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 You can imagine the horror though. With a sandwich, burger or hotdog, you're anticipating the meat content. If you're expecting plain naan and you tear a bit to find what looks like pedigree chum in it, you'd have a right to complain. I can't help it if mancy was too busy rehearsing his pronunciation of "korma" to bother listening to what everyone else was ordering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 On a tangent, is anyone else disturbed about knowing that Alex will be on the job at 5pm. Almost like one of those JFK/Princess Di moments where you know where you are when something happens. I reckon there'll be a few sickened shivers down the spine when the little hand points to 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10682 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 On a tangent, is anyone else disturbed about knowing that Alex will be on the job at 5pm. Almost like one of those JFK/Princess Di moments where you know where you are when something happens. I reckon there'll be a few sickened shivers down the spine when the little hand points to 5. speaking of shuddering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 On a tangent, is anyone else disturbed about knowing that Alex will be on the job at 5pm. Almost like one of those JFK/Princess Di moments where you know where you are when something happens. I reckon there'll be a few sickened shivers down the spine when the little hand points to 5. speaking of shuddering Jeremy Beadle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44258 Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 I'll be driving home trying not to look at the clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 I'll be driving home trying not to look at the clock. Seriously, it's a hideous thought isn't it?! I'll be walking down Market Street, ashen faced, perhaps sobbing silently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44258 Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 I just imagine him bursting through the front door to find a trail of lettuce leaves and tofu leading to the bedroom with a runway of jos sticks lighting the way, stripping down to his disposable hemp underpants as he climbs the stairs. "Claire.......daddy's home......you ready for me baby?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 must be nearly home time for you workers. Im off for a brisk walk along the beach....its a breezy day, hope me wig stays on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 I just imagine him bursting through the front door to find a trail of lettuce leaves and tofu leading to the bedroom with a runway of jos sticks lighting the way, stripping down to his disposable hemp underpants as he climbs the stairs. "Claire.......daddy's home......you ready for me baby?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44258 Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 Horrible moment there. Expected it to be about 3:30 when I looked at the clock. 2:11 ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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