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I can't imagine Dave at an art exhibition like. ;)

 

Aye, the only artists we ever had in our family were piss artists. Tbf I've been bribed by the Mrs to go, it's a free bar and she says we can go for a curry afterwards. She knows what motivates me bless her.

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I can't imagine Dave at an art exhibition like. ;)

 

Aye, the only artists we ever had in our family were piss artists. Tbf I've been bribed by the Mrs to go, it's a free bar and she says we can go for a curry afterwards. She knows what motivates me bless her.

What are you going to see SLP?

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Mushroom Works down at St Lawrence. Friend of the Mrs owns it and he's having an exhibition of all the artists in there. They're having an open weekend actually where they're selling 'Art for £20', trying to get more of the general public in. Tonight is invite only don'y ye kna, but tomorrow and Sunday is open to mongs. Get yourself along. ;)

 

Mrs Fish - it's from one of the adverts the NHL have been doing this season that have amused me. Might be on Youtube.

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I can't imagine Dave at an art exhibition like. ;)

 

Aye, the only artists we ever had in our family were piss artists. Tbf I've been bribed by the Mrs to go, it's a free bar and she says we can go for a curry afterwards. She knows what motivates me bless her.

What are you going to see SLP?

 

3 poppadoms, a keema naan, a pilau rice and a chicken balti.

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Mushroom Works down at St Lawrence. Friend of the Mrs owns it and he's having an exhibition of all the artists in there. They're having an open weekend actually where they're selling 'Art for £20', trying to get more of the general public in. Tonight is invite only don'y ye kna, but tomorrow and Sunday is open to mongs. Get yourself along. ;)

 

Mrs Fish - it's from one of the adverts the NHL have been doing this season that have amused me. Might be on Youtube.

Might have a look along there.

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I can't imagine Dave at an art exhibition like. ;)

 

Aye, the only artists we ever had in our family were piss artists. Tbf I've been bribed by the Mrs to go, it's a free bar and she says we can go for a curry afterwards. She knows what motivates me bless her.

What are you going to see SLP?

 

3 poppadoms, a keema naan, a pilau rice and a chicken balti.

 

Nooo man. Garlic bread and a bottle of Pepsi :icon_lol:

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I can't imagine Dave at an art exhibition like. ;)

 

Aye, the only artists we ever had in our family were piss artists. Tbf I've been bribed by the Mrs to go, it's a free bar and she says we can go for a curry afterwards. She knows what motivates me bless her.

What are you going to see SLP?

 

3 poppadoms, a keema naan, a pilau rice and a chicken balti.

 

Nooo man. Garlic bread and a bottle of Pepsi :icon_lol:

 

Garlic Bread? Garlic. Bread?

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Tell Nick James, who made this:

 

Dining-Table.jpg

 

that if I want to see a table, I'll go to Ikea. Artist shmartist!

...:icon_lol: you're kidding right?

 

that's art?

 

colour me baffled ;):nufc:

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I can't imagine Dave at an art exhibition like. ;)

 

Aye, the only artists we ever had in our family were piss artists. Tbf I've been bribed by the Mrs to go, it's a free bar and she says we can go for a curry afterwards. She knows what motivates me bless her.

What are you going to see SLP?

 

3 poppadoms, a keema naan, a pilau rice and a chicken balti.

 

I was 'treated' to that for the first time recently as it was in a group order.

 

Me: "Whats the fucks this? Take it back. It's off, man"

 

....fucking meat in it no less.....in the bred. Meat bread ffs! I'm having a chicken curry..why the fuck would I want meat in my naan bread too? The animal who ordered it should have just gone the whole hog and asked for a pint of gravy with his meal instead of lager.

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My work treads the fine line between art and furniture.

 

says Nick. No Nick. It doesn't. That's a table.

 

I had the pleasure of being in Jesmond Metro station on Wednesday. Some of the panels on the wall had been painted with different colours in different blocks. By a professional artist. There was even an explanation on behalf of Nexus to describe the thinking of said artist's thinking behind the 'work'.

 

Take it from me, it is utter shit. Utter SHIT. And some fucker got paid for it.

 

*plans to get the kids' paint pots out the loft and make some art - for money*

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