bobbyshinton 59 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Gemmill comes home one day and says to his lover, Renton "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my arse. Could you check it out for me?" Renton lubes up his finger and shoves it up Gems bum, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything." Gemmill says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out." So Renton lubes his whole hand and sticks it up. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch. He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your arse." . . . . . . . . . . . Gemmill starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..." Sorry lads I thought by using your names it became funnier, was a conversation starter. Also I will be at the Trent to buy you a drink to apologise (making up is always the best bit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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