Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I can almost always but I remember this 1 time where I was in such a rush and I had 1 in the chamber that it got out before I could sit down and it graced the floor of the leisure centres changing room toilet floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I can almost always but I remember this 1 time where I was in such a rush and I had 1 in the chamber that it got out before I could sit down and it graced the floor of the leisure centres changing room toilet floor! Side-footer into the next door cubicle tbh. Nee harm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 There was no way I was gonna clean it up or come out of the cubicle to let someone else discover my mucky mound. So I did what any self respecting dude does, wrapped a load of toilet paperround my hand and shovelled it into the cubicle to my left where my mate was having a piss. He got the fright of his life and stepped in it by accident! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 There was no way I was gonna clean it up or come out of the cubicle to let someone else discover my mucky mound. So I did what any self respecting dude does, wrapped a load of toilet paperround my hand and shovelled it into the cubicle to my left where my mate was having a piss. He got the fright of his life and stepped in it by accident! I see where you get the name Smooth Operator, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 There was no way I was gonna clean it up or come out of the cubicle to let someone else discover my mucky mound. So I did what any self respecting dude does, wrapped a load of toilet paperround my hand and shovelled it into the cubicle to my left where my mate was having a piss. He got the fright of his life and stepped in it by accident! I see where you get the name Smooth Operator, like. It was a smooth operation like, hardly left a trace of brown on my cubicle floor, apparently thats the sign of a healthy turd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 31 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 (edited) There was no way I was gonna clean it up or come out of the cubicle to let someone else discover my mucky mound. So I did what any self respecting dude does, wrapped a load of toilet paperround my hand and shovelled it into the cubicle to my left where my mate was having a piss. He got the fright of his life and stepped in it by accident! Haha, I did something very similar in my house on New Years Eve night a few years ago, very drunk...only without the toilet roll and being sick at the same time as shitting on the floor. Edited November 20, 2006 by Optimistic Nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 If I'd stepped in your turd I'd have given you the shoeing of your lifetime son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 31 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 If I'd stepped in your turd I'd have given you the shoeing of your lifetime son! Was weird. I'd already pulled my pants down because I needed a shit, then mid-plop, I was going to be sick and instincts (and drunkeness) made me stand up to be sick in the toilet...same drunkeness made me pick it up with my hand. Had to give my dad £50 for some new tiles too because they were stained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 If I'd stepped in your turd I'd have given you the shoeing of your lifetime son! Was weird. I'd already pulled my pants down because I needed a shit, then mid-plop, I was going to be sick and instincts (and drunkeness) made me stand up to be sick in the toilet...same drunkeness made me pick it up with my hand. Had to give my dad £50 for some new tiles too because they were stained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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