Smeeagain

[bobbyshinton 59]

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

 

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

 

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang

of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman.

 

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

 

"So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked

him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw

it on the ground."

 

I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"

 

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

 

"Just a couple of minutes ago.

 

 

A terrorist walks into a Swimming Pool with a rucsac. He bumps into a lifeguard and the lifeguard says "No Bombing

 

A man walks into a Swimming Pool with a large St Bernard Dog. He bumps into a lifeguard and the lifeguard says "No heavy pet in"

 

A drug dealer walks into a Swimming Pool with a bag of drugs. He bumps into a lifeguard and the lifeguard says "No Pushing"

 

Christiano Ronaldo walks into a Swimming Pool. He bumps into a lifeguard and the lifeguard says "No Diving"

[Tom 14026]