Tom 14000 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'd have had the butler do it. Take a floorboard to your arse? I'll bet you would an all. The paddle just ain't enough these days. T-Keith- 95% isn't that hot. Are you saying 5% of your entire piss output settles outside the bowl area altogether? Aye, it defies science, exactly 5% every time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Works out over a lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. I really should keep me mouth shut when im pissed, shouldnt i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. I really should keep me mouth shut when im pissed, shouldnt i? You promised Luke you wouldnt mention the tea-bagging incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. I really should keep me mouth shut when im pissed, shouldnt i? You promised Luke you wouldnt mention the tea-bagging incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. I really should keep me mouth shut when im pissed, shouldnt i? You promised Luke you wouldnt mention the tea-bagging incident. Ya dirty fecker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What the fuck are yous on aboot man?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What the fuck are yous on aboot man?! Look up the sexual practice of tea bagging on t'internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Boys are mingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What the fuck are yous on aboot man?! Bit late to take it back now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What the fuck are yous on aboot man?! Look up the sexual practice of tea bagging on t'internet A kna what that is man, but i divnt kna what Mancy's on about?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What the fuck are yous on aboot man?! Look up the sexual practice of tea bagging on t'internet A kna what that is man, but i divnt kna what Mancy's on about?! It was just a joke. I was playing on the concept of shaved bollocks and open mouths and exploiting the ambiguity caused by the fact that there were no other eye witnesses on here. For the record everyone, Luke didnt actually plant his baby smooth plums in Thompson's gob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 For fucks sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What the fuck are yous on aboot man?! Look up the sexual practice of tea bagging on t'internet A kna what that is man, but i divnt kna what Mancy's on about?! It was just a joke. I was playing on the concept of shaved bollocks and open mouths and exploiting the ambiguity caused by the fact that there were no other eye witnesses on here. For the record everyone, Luke didnt actually plant his baby smooth plums in Thompson's gob. That's not what you told me via PM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What the fuck are yous on aboot man?! Look up the sexual practice of tea bagging on t'internet A kna what that is man, but i divnt kna what Mancy's on about?! It was just a joke. I was playing on the concept of shaved bollocks and open mouths and exploiting the ambiguity caused by the fact that there were no other eye witnesses on here. For the record everyone, Luke didnt actually plant his baby smooth plums in Thompson's gob. Thank fuck for that, i thought i might of said summit in jest when pissed - therefor leaving me open for a good few years of piss taking... On reflection, i think i have actually done that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What the fuck are yous on aboot man?! Look up the sexual practice of tea bagging on t'internet A kna what that is man, but i divnt kna what Mancy's on about?! It was just a joke. I was playing on the concept of shaved bollocks and open mouths and exploiting the ambiguity caused by the fact that there were no other eye witnesses on here. For the record everyone, Luke didnt actually plant his baby smooth plums in Thompson's gob. Thank fuck for that, i thought i might of said summit in jest when pissed - therefor leaving me open for a good few years of piss taking... On reflection, i think i have actually done that... Luke..would you like to distance yourself from that last comment? Jesus man Thompson....this stuff writes itself whenever you post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 (edited) Luke..would you like to distance yourself from that last comment? Yes, by many a fucking mile! Edited November 20, 2006 by WubbleUC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Boys are mingers we're not the ones who bleed for a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What the fuck are yous on aboot man?! Look up the sexual practice of tea bagging on t'internet A kna what that is man, but i divnt kna what Mancy's on about?! It was just a joke. I was playing on the concept of shaved bollocks and open mouths and exploiting the ambiguity caused by the fact that there were no other eye witnesses on here. For the record everyone, Luke didnt actually plant his baby smooth plums in Thompson's gob. Thank fuck for that, i thought i might of said summit in jest when pissed - therefor leaving me open for a good few years of piss taking... On reflection, i think i have actually done that... Luke..would you like to distance yourself from that last comment? Jesus man Thompson....this stuff writes itself whenever you post. Fuck off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. Can anyone enlighten me please? What the hell is that? Or maybe its best i dont know!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. Can anyone enlighten me please? What the hell is that? Or maybe its best i dont know!! A pubic hair in ones foreskin, i would believe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. Can anyone enlighten me please? What the hell is that? Or maybe its best i dont know!! A pubic hair in ones foreskin, i would believe? I like that one, gipsys eyelash ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 (edited) I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. Can anyone enlighten me please? What the hell is that? Or maybe its best i dont know!! A pubic hair in ones foreskin, i would believe? thank you! It did cross my mind he might mean a pubic hair....but how in gods name could 1 tiny hair affect the flow/direction of the wee? Edited November 21, 2006 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. Can anyone enlighten me please? What the hell is that? Or maybe its best i dont know!! A pubic hair in ones foreskin, i would believe? thank you! It did cross my mind he might mean a pubic hair....but how in gods name could 1 tiny hair affect the flow/direction of the wee? the stream can be split into 3 or 4 separate streams all going in different directions. and you cant just yank them oot either - they have to be eased out by a delicate hand as they get wrapped around the helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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