Lazarus 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 http://www.funny-games.biz/piss-drunk.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 The perfect opportunity for Gemmill to show us his olympic-standard pissing prowess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Got to the 3rd then it's promptly impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Can get to the last one but it's a complete bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44255 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 The perfect opportunity for Gemmill to show us his olympic-standard pissing prowess. I still can't get over the fact that I'm seen as some sort of freak for NOT pissing all over the toilet seat/floor every time I go to the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Bridge 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I clicked on the female one to see if it showed flange.. It's the same as the boys one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 The perfect opportunity for Gemmill to show us his olympic-standard pissing prowess. I still can't get over the fact that I'm seen as some sort of freak for NOT pissing all over the toilet seat/floor every time I go to the bathroom. Who was it that had the piss stained floorboards for missing the toilet so much? Clatty bastard.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44255 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Matt. A rancid floorboard it was. Dickensian tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Matt. A rancid floorboard it was. Dickensian tbh. It wasn't rancid, it just needed a bit of surface work. In my defence, we're not the only lot to have lived here and the carpet we took up was ancient. It's not that you don't piss everywhere, it's your insistence that you never ever veer off course. Unless you never sleep or get pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44255 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I never piss on the floor. Sorry, I just don't. I think part of the issue was that when you mongers accidentally piss on the toilet seat you would just walk off and leave it like that. If I did it, I'd clean it up. It's absolutely rank when someone has a party at their house and you go into the bog to find that some tramp has pissed ALL OVER the bog seat and just left it like that. What is wrong with these animals?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 My mate Lee does that when he's had a few. He even does it in his own house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44255 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 You should rub his nose in it tbh. If he wants to behave like an animal, treat him like one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I never piss on the floor. Sorry, I just don't. I think part of the issue was that when you mongers accidentally piss on the toilet seat you would just walk off and leave it like that. If I did it, I'd clean it up. That's sick, tbh. Ultimately Scott you must just be a supreme being who never has to make quick adjustments while half asleep. Though it could be that you're a closet sitty-downer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I was about to say "not their house" is the reason, but it is for the majority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44255 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Ultimately Scott you must just be a supreme being who never has to make quick adjustments while half asleep. Though it could be that you're a closet sitty-downer. If I'm awake enough to get out of bed and walk through the house to the toilet, then I feel I should be awake enough not to piss all over the seat/floor. Animals! The lot of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44255 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 The only time I sit down is if I'm having a shite. Look in the pissing thread in the Gold forum though and you'll find Dotbum confessing that he sits down even if he's just going for a wee. Still undergoing potty training if you want my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Well, some us don't get the opportunities to sleep at work that others do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 The only time I sit down is if I'm having a shite. Look in the pissing thread in the Gold forum though and you'll find Dotbum confessing that he sits down even if he's just going for a wee. Still undergoing potty training if you want my opinion. That actually doesnt surprise me. Latent transgender issues there. Can't feel right in his body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44255 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 The only time I sit down is if I'm having a shite. Look in the pissing thread in the Gold forum though and you'll find Dotbum confessing that he sits down even if he's just going for a wee. Still undergoing potty training if you want my opinion. That actually doesnt surprise me. Latent transgender issues there. Can't feel right in his body. He was waxing lyrical about Daniel Craig's pecs the other day an'all. Wouldn't be surprised if he tucks his chopper between his legs and prances about shouting "Foof! I've got a foof!" when his girlfriend's out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Buffalo Bill tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 The only time I sit down is if I'm having a shite. Look in the pissing thread in the Gold forum though and you'll find Dotbum confessing that he sits down even if he's just going for a wee. Still undergoing potty training if you want my opinion. That actually doesnt surprise me. Latent transgender issues there. Can't feel right in his body. He was waxing lyrical about Daniel Craig's pecs the other day an'all. Wouldn't be surprised if he tucks his chopper between his legs and prances about shouting "Foof! I've got a foof!" when his girlfriend's out. Toontastic's very own Pete O'Burns tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm sorry....but it's getting more and more obvious Gemmill sits down for a piss. Even the best aims miss the target once in a while. A gypsies eyelash for instance can affect the integrity of the stream with disastrous consequences. Not a problem for Luke or Thompson I grant you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21794 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 someone in my office never flushes the toilet. our very own phanton shitter no less! fucking savage - you wouldn't do that in your own home would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Chris Moyles has literally no redeeming features, and in the case of his face, no discernible features, the lardy arsed pile of wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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