Guest Toplass-101 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 just woke up, a bit hungover, bit sleepy, wandered naked into the kitchen to get a drink, looked up to find my neighbour in the garden feeding the birds. Id love to be able to say we were eye to eye only his eyes were not looking at my eyes. that was 10 mins ago, and my heart still feels like it wants to jump out my chest, but what a cure for a hangover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 (edited) just woke up, a bit hungover, bit sleepy, wandered naked into the kitchen to get a drink, looked up to find my neighbour in the garden feeding the birds. Id love to be able to say we were eye to eye only his eyes were not looking at my eyes. that was 10 mins ago, and my heart still feels like it wants to jump out my chest, but what a cure for a hangover! i'd bloody die Im often doing daft things which i suppose are embarrassing, but i dont care now! Recently I asked a guy in Brantanos, "Have you got this shoe in a size 4?" ......he replied, "sorry, but i dont work here" Edited November 19, 2006 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 just woke up, a bit hungover, bit sleepy, wandered naked into the kitchen to get a drink, looked up to find my neighbour in the garden feeding the birds. Id love to be able to say we were eye to eye only his eyes were not looking at my eyes. that was 10 mins ago, and my heart still feels like it wants to jump out my chest, but what a cure for a hangover! If its any comfort, you probably made his day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I once had to get out of the shower to answer the door to the guy who reads the leccy meter....i was so concerned about covering my breats with the towel that i didnt realise at first that it was a shortish towel so i was showing something else down below Can laugh about it now, but at the time i wish the ground would open up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I once had to get out of the shower to answer the door to the guy who reads the leccy meter....i was so concerned about covering my breats with the towel that i didnt realise at first that it was a shortish towel so i was showing something else down below Can laugh about it now, but at the time i wish the ground would open up!!! "Nice beaver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 just woke up, a bit hungover, bit sleepy, wandered naked into the kitchen to get a drink, looked up to find my neighbour in the garden feeding the birds. Id love to be able to say we were eye to eye only his eyes were not looking at my eyes. that was 10 mins ago, and my heart still feels like it wants to jump out my chest, but what a cure for a hangover! i'd bloody die Im often doing daft things which i suppose are embarrassing, but i dont care now! Recently I asked a guy in Brantanos, "Have you got this shoe in a size 4?" ......he replied, "sorry, but i dont work here" I've had plenty of people ask me that in shops... I feel embarrassed for the buggers. I cut my finger on some chocolate at a disco on friday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Why was your neighbour in your garden anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I once had to get out of the shower to answer the door to the guy who reads the leccy meter....i was so concerned about covering my breats with the towel that i didnt realise at first that it was a shortish towel so i was showing something else down below Can laugh about it now, but at the time i wish the ground would open up!!! "Nice beaver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Constantly. My mouth is a few seconds before my head so it means I say the most embarrasing stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I cut my finger on some chocolate at a disco on friday night. euphemism-tastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Disco Brock? are we back in the 70's or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Disco Brock? are we back in the 70's or what? I was invited along. The incident arose when I was asked "Want some chocolate?" I'm contemplating legal action against cadbury's, my digit is still causing me pain. Right underneathe the nail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 just woke up, a bit hungover, bit sleepy, wandered naked into the kitchen to get a drink, looked up to find my neighbour in the garden feeding the birds. Id love to be able to say we were eye to eye only his eyes were not looking at my eyes. that was 10 mins ago, and my heart still feels like it wants to jump out my chest, but what a cure for a hangover! i'd bloody die Im often doing daft things which i suppose are embarrassing, but i dont care now! Recently I asked a guy in Brantanos, "Have you got this shoe in a size 4?" ......he replied, "sorry, but i dont work here" I've twice been asked where certain cd's are in HMV because i wear alot of black and must look like a member of staff there! One bloke asked me where he'd find the James Blunt album, i said i didn't know and that he would be better off not knowing either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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