Bad Parking

[Craig 6670]

We've all seen examples of it, and when you're desperately looking for a parking space, coming across cars owned by people who are either incapable of parking or who are simply downright incosiderate, it can seriously piss you off...

 

Get a picture of it and post it in here. I'll start things off with the gem I noticed in the car park at work today. (notice how the Ford badge and white line match up perfectly!)

 

[Jimbo 172]

As spotted in Morrison's in Lowestoft last year.

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809]

Every car parked in this way should meet with an accident causing monetary damage.

[Greg 6]

I had a big argument on the forecourt of the Shell Petrol Station on the Great North Road in Gosforth, some twat had parked his Ferrari in the middle between the pumps, but there was just enough room for me to squeeze my little Peugeot in and so I did. He then couldn't get into the driver side of his car and kicked off with me for being too close. Told him he shouldn't have parked in the middle between the pumps and he said 'I did it so idiots like you don't park next to me and scratch the paint, move your car so I can get in.' So I took as long as possible as fill the tank up and go and pay! Stupid wanker.

[Gemmill 44257]

I had a big argument on the forecourt of the Shell Petrol Station on the Great North Road in Gosforth, some twat had parked his Ferrari in the middle between the pumps, but there was just enough room for me to squeeze my little Peugeot in and so I did. He then couldn't get into the driver side of his car and kicked off with me for being too close. Told him he shouldn't have parked in the middle between the pumps and he said 'I did it so idiots like you don't park next to me and scratch the paint, move your car so I can get in.' So I took as long as possible as fill the tank up and go and pay! Stupid wanker.

 

Good for you, he sounds like a fucking arsehole. At the last place I worked some lass used to drive a convertible Ford Ka, and she would park it bang in the middle of two spaces every day so that no one would park next to her and scratch it. She thought she was the business. It wouldn't have been so bad if there weren't limited spaces in the car park.

[Ted Maul 0]

I had a big argument on the forecourt of the Shell Petrol Station on the Great North Road in Gosforth, some twat had parked his Ferrari in the middle between the pumps, but there was just enough room for me to squeeze my little Peugeot in and so I did. He then couldn't get into the driver side of his car and kicked off with me for being too close. Told him he shouldn't have parked in the middle between the pumps and he said 'I did it so idiots like you don't park next to me and scratch the paint, move your car so I can get in.' So I took as long as possible as fill the tank up and go and pay! Stupid wanker.

 

Dyer sounds like he's getting even worse.

[Kid Dynamite 6985]

I would quite happily have scratched my car door 'accidentally' smashing into his when i got out.

[Tooj 17]

I had a big argument on the forecourt of the Shell Petrol Station on the Great North Road in Gosforth, some twat had parked his Ferrari in the middle between the pumps, but there was just enough room for me to squeeze my little Peugeot in and so I did. He then couldn't get into the driver side of his car and kicked off with me for being too close. Told him he shouldn't have parked in the middle between the pumps and he said 'I did it so idiots like you don't park next to me and scratch the paint, move your car so I can get in.' So I took as long as possible as fill the tank up and go and pay! Stupid wanker.

 

Dyer sounds like he's getting even worse.

Beat me too it.