Lazarus 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Anyone read the new Popbitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 And importantly A defender at which ailing premiership team has apparently been taking home a member of the club's youth team and regularly showing him his tackle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Anyone read the new Popbitch Aye, I've just read that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Is Gemmill still subscribed to that btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Maybe thats why Meenzer turned to the dark side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Can someone post it or PM me, please? I used to get it forwarded by a friend of mine, we don't speak much anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 518 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Can someone post it or PM me, please? I used to get it forwarded by a friend of mine, we don't speak much anymore. Aye, could I get a look at it too, it doesn't seem to have appeared in my inbox this week Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Maybe thats why Meenzer turned to the dark side? You'd have to get near one first to become fatigued. Soon as I got a whiff of one - not literally, I'm thrilled to say - I realised that girlfriends were probably not for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Can someone post it or PM me, please? I used to get it forwarded by a friend of mine, we don't speak much anymore. Aye, could I get a look at it too, it doesn't seem to have appeared in my inbox this week Cheers. Have you fallen out with Ken, as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 518 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Can someone post it or PM me, please? I used to get it forwarded by a friend of mine, we don't speak much anymore. Aye, could I get a look at it too, it doesn't seem to have appeared in my inbox this week Cheers. Have you fallen out with Ken, as well? Cheers Catmag, legend tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Why didn't she just post it on here, or have I missed something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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adios 717 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 (edited) Why didn't she just post it on here, or have I missed something? She wanted to keep the link to Donna Air's cum-covered face to PM? Filthy. EDIT: Guess not! Edited November 17, 2006 by ObaGol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Why didn't she just post it on here, or have I missed something? She wanted to keep the link to Donna Air's cum-covered face to PM? Filthy. EDIT: Guess not! That's one link I didn't click, surprisingly enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 244 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 can someone explain this popbitch to me please? Why does it have so many innaccuracies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6583 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 can someone explain this popbitch to me please? Why does it have so many innaccuracies? What is inaccurate about Popbitch. Based on 100% pure F A C T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Best tour rider ever - Iggy Pop: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1004061iggypop1.html Thats class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7026 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 >> Cheryl's fantasy love-match << You can take the girl out of Newcastle... Congratulations to Girls Aloud's Cheryl Tweedy, celebrating her OK-sponsored fairytale marriage to Ashley Cole this weekend. Before settling into domestic bliss, Cheryl once confessed her sexual fantasy to a tabloid journalist. She wanted 50 Cent to come on her face. top girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alex 35079 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 Funny, even pre-Trollolling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 Aye, I'm not sure I even feel the need to edit this one 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42435 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 On 17/11/2006 at 13:02, adios said: She wanted to keep the link to Donna Air's cum-covered face to PM? Filthy. EDIT: Guess not! Anyone? PM thanks. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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