bobbyshinton 59 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 sorry I might have used this before A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" . . . . . .. . . . . . . Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14026 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 It aroused a slight grin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Even older than Joan Collins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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