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sorry I might have used this before

 

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

 

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

 

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

 

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

 

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

 

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

 

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

 

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

 

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

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Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

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