bobbyshinton 59 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 The doctor gave Joe the news. "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one heckuva headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." It fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36." Joe laughed "Ah ha! gotcha! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. Size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heckuva headache." New suit £400 New shirt £36 New underwear £6 Second Opinion: PRICELESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Well I laughed .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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curry stained pilchard 0 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Betty Swollocks would've been proud of that joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I liked this joke so much that I told it at a party last night. I got nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14026 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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