@yourservice 67 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I CAN RAISE THE TI-TOON-IC SAYS GLENN ROEDER GLENN ROEDER last night insisted: Forget Sven - I'm the man to revive Newcastle. Roeder is the bookies' favourite to become the next Premiership manager to lose his job, with former England boss Sven Goran Eriksson and ex-Charlton chief Alan Curbishley among the names mentioned to replace him. But after watching Toon draw 0-0 at Manchester City in the Premiership yesterday, Roeder delivered a message of defiance. "This is one of the biggest and best jobs in football, so I can understand why anyone would want it," he said. "But I am puzzled when I hear all the names that get linked with my job. Why should they be able to come in and make such a difference when they know little, if anything, about the club? "I got the job on merit by achieving terrific results last season, and this season has been mystifying because I haven't changed as a person or in the way I work. "I have put together a management team which I believe is capable of bringing the success Newcastle United craves - and nobody is trying harder than us to bring it. I played for Newcastle, I know this club, and if I am given time then things will drop into place and we will start going places. "I was born in 1955, the year that Newcastle last won a domestic trophy, and I want to put that record right. "This is hurting me, my assistants, and my players as much as it is hurting the fans. "The chairman is hurting, too, because he loves this club - and it is important for the supporters to know that he has given me every assurance that we shall be active during the transfer window. It is a question of the club holding its nerve between now and January Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I have put together a management team which I believe is capable of bringing the success Newcastle United craves Roeder Pearson Clark McDermott They'd have more success at the bingo hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10041 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I CAN RAISE THE TI-TOON-IC SAYS GLENN ROEDER "But I am puzzled when I hear all the names that get linked with my job. Why should they be able to come in and make such a difference when they know little, if anything, about the club? Yep, knowing all about the club is most important, at least far more important than knowing anything about tactics, substitutions and not playing strikers who rather fit into a wheelchair than on a football pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Twat probably couldnt raise an erection in a room full of naked women never mind do owt for this club. Raise the bus fare for you and your "management team" and fuck off now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 That headline is horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I CAN RAISE THE TI-TOON-IC SAYS GLENN ROEDER "But I am puzzled when I hear all the names that get linked with my job. Why should they be able to come in and make such a difference when they know little, if anything, about the club? Yep, knowing all about the club is most important, at least far more important than knowing anything about tactics, substitutions and not playing strikers who rather fit into a wheelchair than on a football pitch. I think we are the only major club in world football who from the board to the management subscribe to this moronic, embrassing and patronising belief that being local/knowing what the club is about somehow is more important to success than those things the clubs who actually win things favour. But as long as we have Fat Fred in charge this will never change and we will continue to be a joke. If Roeder thinks a team containing him, Clarkie and Terry Mac is the best for the job then you have to worry! And its about time idiots like Fat Fred realised less and less toon fans are fallign for this shite and have come to join those of us who have always wanted the best manager/coaches and backroom team irrespective of how much they know/love the club and whether they are geordies or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 "I was born in 1955, the year that Newcastle last won a domestic trophy, and I want to put that record right. At this point, I can only assume he intends to travel back in time to change history. Good to hear he's "mystified" by the situation, as he hasn't changed anything, and by the sounds of it will continue to change nothing. Jesus Wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I CAN RAISE THE TI-TOON-IC SAYS GLENN ROEDER "But I am puzzled when I hear all the names that get linked with my job. Why should they be able to come in and make such a difference when they know little, if anything, about the club? Yep, knowing all about the club is most important, at least far more important than knowing anything about tactics, substitutions and not playing strikers who rather fit into a wheelchair than on a football pitch. I think we are the only major club in world football who from the board to the management subscribe to this moronic, embrassing and patronising belief that being local/knowing what the club is about somehow is more important to success than those things the clubs who actually win things favour. But as long as we have Fat Fred in charge this will never change and we will continue to be a joke. If Roeder thinks a team containing him, Clarkie and Terry Mac is the best for the job then you have to worry! And its about time idiots like Fat Fred realised less and less toon fans are fallign for this shite and have come to join those of us who have always wanted the best manager/coaches and backroom team irrespective of how much they know/love the club and whether they are geordies or not. Agreed. I cannot understand this obsession from Portly Freddie, Anal D'Hohliver and now Rodders that NUFC is some sort of different football club and the manager must have some knowledge of 'it'. The team play football. Football. It is up to the manager to decide the type of football we play. The manager should not need to 'understand' this club to decide on the type football his team play. The only other club that seems to have this pathetic attitude is Spurs, who have this 'the Spurs way' crap talked about whenever things go awry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 "I was born in 1955, the year that Newcastle last won a domestic trophy, and I want to put that record right. At this point, I can only assume he intends to travel back in time to change history. Good to hear he's "mystified" by the situation, as he hasn't changed anything, and by the sounds of it will continue to change nothing. Jesus Wept! He has asked Freddy for a DeLorean which he intends to drive down Barrack Road at exactly 88 mph (once he works out how to use that pesky flux capacitor). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 "I was born in 1955, the year that Newcastle last won a domestic trophy, and I want to put that record right. At this point, I can only assume he intends to travel back in time to change history. Good to hear he's "mystified" by the situation, as he hasn't changed anything, and by the sounds of it will continue to change nothing. Jesus Wept! He's been to the Freddy Shepherd school of verbal diahorrea.... "We're right on the edge of the Roman Empire, don't you know!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 "I was born in 1955, the year that Newcastle last won a domestic trophy, and I want to put that record right. At this point, I can only assume he intends to travel back in time to change history. Good to hear he's "mystified" by the situation, as he hasn't changed anything, and by the sounds of it will continue to change nothing. Jesus Wept! He has asked Freddy for a DeLorean which he intends to drive down Barrack Road at exactly 88 mph (once he works out how to use that pesky flux capacitor). Maybe if I get a DeLorean, fly back in time - around 56 years - and give his dad a bloody big hoof between the legs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 "I was born in 1955, the year that Newcastle last won a domestic trophy, and I want to put that record right. At this point, I can only assume he intends to travel back in time to change history. Good to hear he's "mystified" by the situation, as he hasn't changed anything, and by the sounds of it will continue to change nothing. Jesus Wept! He has asked Freddy for a DeLorean which he intends to drive down Barrack Road at exactly 88 mph (once he works out how to use that pesky flux capacitor). Maybe if I get a DeLorean, fly back in time - around 56 years - and give his dad a bloody big hoof between the legs? I'd say it would be a plan however who would we have played in his place at the time? and what would that have done to our history? scary thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I have put together a management team which I believe is capable of bringing the success Newcastle United craves Roeder Pearson Clark McDermott They'd have more success at the bingo hall. celebrity dogging allstars tbh! you'd get more sense out of a 4 week old used tampon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10041 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 "I was born in 1955, the year that Newcastle last won a domestic trophy, and I want to put that record right. At this point, I can only assume he intends to travel back in time to change history. Good to hear he's "mystified" by the situation, as he hasn't changed anything, and by the sounds of it will continue to change nothing. Jesus Wept! He has asked Freddy for a DeLorean which he intends to drive down Barrack Road at exactly 88 mph (once he works out how to use that pesky flux capacitor). Maybe if I get a DeLorean, fly back in time - around 56 years - and give his dad a bloody big hoof between the legs? I'd say it would be a plan however who would we have played in his place at the time? and what would that have done to our history? scary thought! "Planning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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