The deadly man flu thread

[Holden McGroin 6783]

A beroca a day keeps the softness away.

 

Thought that was Viagra?

 

Different kind of softness, Catherine (you disgraceful pervert! )

 

 

Sounds like a swine flu epidemic on here tbh.

 

Whatever happened to Swine flu?

[catmag 337]

A beroca a day keeps the softness away.

 

Thought that was Viagra?

 

Different kind of softness, Catherine (you disgraceful pervert! )

 

 

Sounds like a swine flu epidemic on here tbh.

 

Whatever happened to Swine flu?

 

12 deaths in the last 6 weeks. 2 in Oldham yesterday but most with underlying health problems.

[Gemmill 46022]

A beroca a day keeps the softness away.

 

Thought that was Viagra?

 

Different kind of softness, Catherine (you disgraceful pervert! )

 

 

Sounds like a swine flu epidemic on here tbh.

 

Whatever happened to Swine flu?

 

12 deaths in the last 6 weeks. 2 in Oldham yesterday but most with underlying health problems.

 

It KILLED 12 people in the last 6 weeks, McGroin. THAT'S what happened to swine flu.

[Barney 0]

Mrs and juniors Barney have high temperatures so I had to take the day off.

 

Not ideal taking days off like this during a recession. Work were ok with it as I haven't taken a sick day in around 3/4 years.

[Christmas Tree 4821]

Good thing about my cold is I've only been having one tab a day (other than Saturday), so might kick on and chuck them.

 

How many times have you tried to give up?

 

Come on you soft shite just take the withdrawal symptoms and do it maaaaaan!

 

 

Loving the new picture

[luckyluke 2]

A beroca a day keeps the softness away.

 

Thought that was Viagra?

 

Different kind of softness, Catherine (you disgraceful pervert! )

 

 

Sounds like a swine flu epidemic on here tbh.

 

Whatever happened to Swine flu?

 

12 deaths in the last 6 weeks. 2 in Oldham yesterday but most with underlying health problems.

 

It KILLED 12 people in the last 6 weeks, McGroin. THAT'S what happened to swine flu.

 

Our ICU at Bradford has/has had several patients with it over the last couple of weeks, including at least one death.

[Christmas Tree 4821]

Absolutely dying with this for the last 24 hours. Tried to get some sleep but being awake in bed most of the night. Now moved onto the settee so everyone else can get a canny lie in.

 

Men do get it worse than women as well.

 

[Mac-Toon 1]

Absolutely dying with this for the last 24 hours. Tried to get some sleep but being awake in bed most of the night. Now moved onto the settee so everyone else can get a canny lie in.

 

Men do get it worse than women as well.

 

Apparantly, I don't know how true this is but men have more cells, when we're ill more cells affected, hence us being soft as puppy shite at the first sign of a cold.

 

I'm currently wet nursing my youngest son through whatever he's had. Boy flu, I assume.

[Christmas Tree 4821]

Absolutely dying with this for the last 24 hours. Tried to get some sleep but being awake in bed most of the night. Now moved onto the settee so everyone else can get a canny lie in.

 

Men do get it worse than women as well.

 

Apparantly, I don't know how true this is but men have more cells, when we're ill more cells affected, hence us being soft as puppy shite at the first sign of a cold.

 

I'm currently wet nursing my youngest son through whatever he's had. Boy flu, I assume.

 

Breast feeding ???

[Mac-Toon 1]

Absolutely dying with this for the last 24 hours. Tried to get some sleep but being awake in bed most of the night. Now moved onto the settee so everyone else can get a canny lie in.

 

Men do get it worse than women as well.

 

Apparantly, I don't know how true this is but men have more cells, when we're ill more cells affected, hence us being soft as puppy shite at the first sign of a cold.

 

I'm currently wet nursing my youngest son through whatever he's had. Boy flu, I assume.

 

Breast feeding ???

Not quite, although my bitch tits would probably be up to the job if the truth be known.

[Mac-Toon 1]

Absolutely dying with this for the last 24 hours. Tried to get some sleep but being awake in bed most of the night. Now moved onto the settee so everyone else can get a canny lie in.

 

Men do get it worse than women as well.

 

Apparantly, I don't know how true this is but men have more cells, when we're ill more cells affected, hence us being soft as puppy shite at the first sign of a cold.

 

I'm currently wet nursing my youngest son through whatever he's had. Boy flu, I assume.

 

Breast feeding ???

Not quite, although my bitch tits would probably be up to the job if the truth be known.

[Christmas Tree 4821]

Absolutely dying with this for the last 24 hours. Tried to get some sleep but being awake in bed most of the night. Now moved onto the settee so everyone else can get a canny lie in.

 

Men do get it worse than women as well.

 

Apparantly, I don't know how true this is but men have more cells, when we're ill more cells affected, hence us being soft as puppy shite at the first sign of a cold.

 

I'm currently wet nursing my youngest son through whatever he's had. Boy flu, I assume.

 

Breast feeding ???

Not quite, although my bitch tits would probably be up to the job if the truth be known.

 

 

Whats wet nursing then? I've even googled it and all the results / images and even wiki talk about wet nursing as breast feeding.

[Mac-Toon 1]

Aye, wet nursing is a paid breast feeder, I believe.

 

I'm more an unpaid bottle maker whilst the wife's at work. The male version of a wet nurse.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14047]

Been up 45 minutes and sneezed 5 times. The rest of the day doesn't bode well.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

I've felt ropey as fuck for over 3 weeks now like, so much so I haven't even been to the gym. Putting loads of weight on, I always do when am in London but am home now, and today me eyes feel like someones pressing them. Worst I've felt so far am bored of the cold now like it can't be helping, doubt all the drink and marching powder done me any favours too like. Moan, moan, moan.