JJ 0 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I have deadly man flu. Boo hiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I asked my goalie coach why he was icing as a d-man last night. "I've actually had the flu for a week, so I'm going to be a player tonight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Its the same with both men and women, 9 times out of 10 when people say (or even think) they have the flu its actually a bad cold! I think i read somewhere that the test is if you are in bed and out the window you see a £50/£100 note and you won't get up to get it, then you have flu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Its the same with both men and women, 9 times out of 10 when people say (or even think) they have the flu its actually a bad cold! I think i read somewhere that the test is if you are in bed and out the window you see a £50/£100 note and you won't get up to get it, then you have flu! I don't get out of bed for less than a grand, dah-ling! I had Man Flu last week, still went into Uni though. I'm a battler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Its the same with both men and women, 9 times out of 10 when people say (or even think) they have the flu its actually a bad cold! I think i read somewhere that the test is if you are in bed and out the window you see a £50/£100 note and you won't get up to get it, then you have flu! I've thought I had flu a load of times til I actually got it, then I knew about it. So bad I couldnt even be arsed to come on here. 3 days spent moving between bed and the settee followed by another 11 days of pure lethargy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 I've thought I had flu a load of times til I actually got it, then I knew about it. Aye it's fucking horrible like. I was the same. I've only had flu once. When I was about 16 I think it was. I was dying. Today? Totally fucked. I know it's not flu but it's DEADLY MAN FLU which we all know is decidedly worse. And my team have a cup tie at 2. I'm just leaving now. Should be a fun day at the office. Brr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Aye, a cold is a cold but if you get flu you really know about it. I've got a sore throat and feel a bit under the weather. Could be to do with the gypo at work who coughed on me and left snotty tissues all over the desk mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Its the same with both men and women, 9 times out of 10 when people say (or even think) they have the flu its actually a bad cold! I think i read somewhere that the test is if you are in bed and out the window you see a £50/£100 note and you won't get up to get it, then you have flu! I've thought I had flu a load of times til I actually got it, then I knew about it. So bad I couldnt even be arsed to come on here. 3 days spent moving between bed and the settee followed by another 11 days of pure lethargy. I think I've had flu for 23 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I've only had proper flu once and it was pretty awful. Still waiting for this year's 48-hour illness. My way of combating it is to load up on Lemsip until i cant feel my hands any more. If I still can, the kettle goes back on. Even if I stay ill, at least I won't feel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I've found the best form of defence is vitamin c & zinc lozenges from Holland & Barrett. I very rarely getting anything past the first stages of a cold. I think the zinc helps your body absorb the vit c which boosts your immune system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I suffer from something much worse than any of that... on any one day i can be bedbound for the entire day... not being able to even move... terminal student/sleepy/lazy/hangover (different thing on different days) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 from dailyrecord.co.uk MAN FLU IS NOT TO BE SNIFFED AT WOMEN may think it's an urban myth used by blokes to sneak a day off work but "man flu" really does exist, at least according to a survey. The winter virus is no laughing matter as it's set to cause 30million lost working days this year. Now men's magazine Nuts - not usually noted for their in-depth medical research - claim they have evidence that males really do suffer more. They point out that 64 per cent of men have been off work with flu compared with 45 per cent of women. In the Nuts survey of 2000 adults of both sexes, they found men take an average of three days to recover, compared with 1.5 days for the average woman. They say men spend £18.34 each on flu remedies, while women spend just £12.03. And, while most women prefer to fight the bug by staying active, 82 per cent of blokes insist staying in bed is the best remedy. Of course, some women will believe this is just a sign that men are prone to be hypochondriacs. But Nuts health correspondent Pete Cashmore said: "We always knew man flu was a very real, potentially catastrophic sickness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 This 'man flu' is fucking sexist if you ask me. When I was running the helpdesk it was always the women ringing in sick saying that they were at death's door and that they couldn't face it - the blokes tend to just get on with it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 A good bit of exercise normally rids me of a cold. Been training tonight so hopefully should be okay tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I have now died. Man Flu hammered the final nail in my low budget student coffin aroun 00:02 am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I have now died. Man Flu hammered the final nail in my low budget student coffin aroun 00:02 am You're being a bit of a sickly child lately, aren't you? I think you need more sleep instead of hanging round message boards until daft o'clock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I have now died. Man Flu hammered the final nail in my low budget student coffin aroun 00:02 am You're being a bit of a sickly child lately, aren't you? I think you need more sleep instead of hanging round message boards until daft o'clock I never sleep anyway im not a good sleeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 You know, if you eat healthy, drink plenty of water, avoid alcohol and take your vitamins ALL THE TIME you won't have to worry about man flu. The last time I had it would have to be four or five years ago. But I guess people don't want to hear that kind of thing huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I asked my goalie coach why he was icing as a d-man last night. "I've actually had the flu for a week, so I'm going to be a player tonight." Did this make sense to anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 More shocked with the fact that Brock never mentioned he has a car and has slept with a woman actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 More shocked with the fact that Brock never mentioned he has a car and has slept with a woman actually. Brock has a car? Gadzooks! Wonder why he's never mentioned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 You know, if you eat healthy, drink plenty of water, avoid alcohol and take your vitamins ALL THE TIME you won't have to worry about man flu. The last time I had it would have to be four or five years ago. But I guess people don't want to hear that kind of thing huh? I don't do the last two and I'm never ill either. Stick it up your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) I asked my goalie coach why he was icing as a d-man last night. "I've actually had the flu for a week, so I'm going to be a player tonight." Did this make sense to anyone else? Yes - he went through a phase of being a netminder. Gone quiet on the old ice hockey has Brock, but I think Bracknell play in a shit league now so he probably can't be arsed.. Edited February 14, 2008 by sweetleftpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I asked my goalie coach why he was icing as a d-man last night. "I've actually had the flu for a week, so I'm going to be a player tonight." Did this make sense to anyone else? Yes - he went through a phase of being a netminder. Gone quiet on the old ice hockey has Brock, but I think Bracknell play in a shit league now so he probably can't be arsed.. And "icing as a D-man" is common parlance in the ice skating fraternity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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