A little while after the match commentary, Africa by Toto came on.
I'd forgotten how utterly terrible the lyrics were…
"The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"
… this is why session musicians should never be allowed to form bands.
So, any examples you feel worthy of the "Shite" tag, post them up.