Shit Shouts , Super Shouts
Any snippets of wonderment , tragedy or otherwise heard at the match .
Have you ever been proud of yourself with a quip ?
Have you ever made a complete cunt of yourself ?
There was this horrible scratty rat-faced kid who used to jump the pen-type queues at half time at back of the Sir John . Snide Nike tracksuit , his scabby bird by his side and a scowl to add to his appeal . Hartlepool accent too .
Some older chap perfectly politely challenged him on it one time . The lad went right up to his face and sneered "hea man - al knock y owt with a miss" . Oh my .
Had a seat pitchside in Sir John for a few year and one fella would always be in the same state of comatose . There were 2 things he would do that you could set your watch by .
1) He was on our row and would back from half time 15 mins late as he would minesweep the bars .
2) Every 'foul' not given he would accusationally warble "the referee's smokin dope"