Ugly Mackems

I'll happily give this one a miss.

I might enjoy a pre match vodka.

All good?

I wonder what they would grass me up for? Being lucky in the ballot? Occasionally unlucky in the ballot? Buying tickets I'm absolutely allowed to buy under the current T&C? I await with baited breath.....

Wind who up?

I don't give a single flying fuck whether you believe or not.

Re open the browser you'll be in same position. (If that's what you mean)

Tell me how I've broke their terms and conditions?

Only got 9 for each. But, I've missed out a few times also. Pure luck. Fuck knows how they do it but....

Been lucky for both Man U and Spurs - in out in 2/3 minutes.

NUSC (N.U. Supporters Club)has been set up and running the last few days. It's being done by a North Shields lad. He's totally pissed off with NUST and feels a more open group is required. Keep your eyes open. They have a small questionnaire going around on Twitter. Managed to get in within a minute this morning. 9 tickets secured.

If Isak doesn't start it's the surest sign Eddie had no say in signing him.

Wilson was the worst player on the pitch. Time (if he's fit) to make Isak the main man.

My son was period 4 and missed out until the call on Tuesday. I know that a friend of mine has been 'working' with the Club to identify tickets on social media and forwarded details to the Club. I think these tickets will be 'bounced' payments. Maybe folk with out of date details on the system.

My choice was £60 or £150. Be glad they're in!

Just had a call off the box office and secured a ticket for Sunday. If you lost out in the ballots and you get a call from an "unknown" number - answer it!

Just change the payment details to your son. Does he really need to change the name and potentially lose the loyalty points? It'll still be HIS ST

I love this.

This is a disgrace. No member should get a ticket ahead of a season ticket holder. Difficult job but I'm not thinking they've done a good job of it.

I think you have to commit to 3 years. Also get the gigs that might be on NFL etc. Should clear a profit selling on tickets.

1400 remaining just now.

got in in 2 minutes for fulham.

Ronnie Radford won't be dining out on "that" goal anymore! RIP.

....reet! For those purchasing home tickets and using multiple devices. You might get locked out the system if the system detects you are signed in on the same account on different devices. That's why it locked me out of the Chelsea sale. I got 8 in the basket and it wouldn't let me pay with either mine or my old man's debit and credit cards. It still doesn't allow me to buy a palace cup ticket - just declines the payment Box office suggested I come in and do a chip n pin purchase or it will reset itself in 30 days. So, be careful if using a few different devises.

A word of advice coming soon..