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If they do go down, I know they'll be gone within 5 seconds but I'd enjoy seeing Alli, Ricarlison and Van der Beek suffer however briefly.

Good start for them.

Everton in for a drubbing by the looks of things so far (2-0)

He was one of the first to come out with the won nowt/nowt special/expect trophies trope. Fucking table tennis player iirc.

Is that Arabic for "Adam Johnson" like.

Matthew Syed Slagged us off years ago and is now peddling the "Putin has won because of the woke" line. (I think it's the same bloke, could be wrong - if so two cunts).

Andy Walker has the stench of someone who can't quite forget how utterly shit he was for us.

Fat tramp is the correct designation for Samuel. (Not everyone with a beard is a tramp but his is particularly trampy).

I always love the stories whinging about "dirty mags" constantly wearing their strips back to back with ones about "strutting through Ponteland Airport in my lads top". Might have mentioned before that I went to Kiev first time around with Keith Barratt's trip which with it being September meant there were a lot of holiday flights leaving at the same time. I remember seeing several packs of red and white bastards visibly cringing and desperately trying to cover-up when they saw the unsavoury types heading out with us.

I asked before what the legal basis/definition of corruption is as I can't see why there hasn't been charges over covid contracts so now I'd like to know how giving an alleged spy (as warned by the people whose actual fucking job it is to know these things) government contracts and a peerage doesn't amount to treason.

A few years ago a woman ran me into the verge when coming out of a road where the road I was on turned at 90 degrees and I even indicated I was following the road as I could see she was going to pull out and when I asked her what the fuck she was doing, she tried to tell me off for swearing in front of her kid. I told her she was lucky he hadn't witnessed her killing someone.

I'm loving these post match victory team photos.

I'd had had a leaflet through the door but had an old woman knocking earlier wanting to know if I'd like to help with the street party she's organising for the jubilee - I politely declined I'm thinking of going abroad that week to avoid all the shite - that's assuming Liz makes it till then obviously.

She has no eyebrows, just shite.

Used 500 euro notes in bin bags preferred.

2-0 Mass booing.

This Sky EFL commentator absolutely loves him.

I'm a bit worried about 3 away games in 8 days - I don't think we'll lose all of them but being a fanny I'd be happy with a couple of points.

Typical Dean - free kick the wrong way on a red card tackle.

Thing about Leeds falling apart is they might replace Bielsa which might change things - might have been better if they were bravely failing rather than turbo failing.

It's a big exception but apart from Man City, Spurs have been fucking terrible lately.

Also as a simple point they're relying on anti-virals which as well as being in short supply, rely on early use which effectively abolishing testing renders them almost useless.

I'll never forgive him for going to an fa cup final and playing for pens in a replay from the start.

He lost four derbies in a row - capital offence.

I know we've toyed with the debate on here but a Mackem calling it a "packed lunch" seems just wrong.