NJS

Jim Jeffries is right - just let the fuckers buy muskets which were the only firearms available when it was written.

In the brexiters minds Apple will take the UK as the real rule setter for Europe.

I've seen a meme quote that the problem isn't that his supporters don't know he's an itinerant liar, it's that they know and support him anyway.

"I've always wanted to play in yellow and green".

This has got the potential to be so far beyond hilarious it's almost frightening.

Is that the cunt from Stoke? - that explains everything tbf.

And which manager pushed for those signings/contracts Luke?

He lied about how severe his covid was - there were no plans to announce his death which he stated at the time.

Love the fighting but I always said I'd have supported isolating the infected early on by force if necessary - would have saved tens of thousands.

I know they've seen it all but if I was a barman and some fucker ordered that at 8am I'd load it up to serve the cunt right later on as well.

Jarra blind school was the phrase of my youth - I have no idea to this day if there was such a school there.

I like the way he implies he has to improve his legacy by succeeding at West Brom as his last job ended poorly as if the cunt is going to do well there. When he goes at xmas it'll just be yet another failure on his CV - it's a fucking long section by now.

They're having one on mine but it's a twisty cul de sac and I have an escape route. I got my hair cut the other week and the barber lives on the same street but on a different section and she asked me if I was going. I kept it polite and said no, as I'm not exactly a royalist to which she replied she despises them all but was going as she has kids. We then got on to her firm belief that they had Diana murdered :). Even passing the closed off bit and seeing the bunting nearly made me vomit when I went out earlier.

So taking an NUFC flag to a Sam Fender hometown gig is professional mag behaviour but taking an SAFC flag to a Liam Gallagher gig in the south is perfectly fine.

Yeah, just saying he'd rather cut his hands off than accept an honour from those fucking idiots and that he's done more than them :).

I didn't realise it was an old clip till you mentioned it and as you say it looks like some kind of ministry for past faux pas has had a bit of a search as there's one from Robert Smith trending as well. We can only hope these attitudes are tempered a bit when Charles takes over as the fawning over the next two generations seems to be locked in at the moment though at least the approval ratings among younger people do seem to be going down a bit.

I didn't think Stacey Solomon would turn out to be the voice of the resistance. Hope she doesn't pay too high a price.

And somwhere in the world Jon Dahl Thommason pisses himself laughing.

Second top post on previous page - they did it "seriously" with the Queen and Stonehenge.

Celebrating feudal servitude.

It's better than that - they used to go on for years how they played in red and white as they were founded by Mackem sailors and there was a special relationship. Then one of them went to their museum and tried to engage with the guide only to be told "What the fuck are you talking about, you stupid Mackem cunt - we've never heard of you" (or the basque equivalent). Funny thing is theres a tiny bit of truth in it as their wiki history mention British workers from Southampton, Portsmouth and Sunderland bringing the game which I suppose might explain it. I reckon the museum guide took one look at the visiting tramp and just told him to fuck off on principle.

Couldn't believe I saw NUFC fans congratulating them - even if they're politically ignorant, have they forgotten Ian fucking Woan?

That wasn't a deflection like - he kneed it. Should've stood.

Scousers gonna scouse.

Yep - they knifed no lesser icon than Thatcher when they saw the election writing on the wall.