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Ross and Johnson actually did okay and would have probably got them up but were hounded out early. It's hilarious how shit Moyes was though.

Aren't all six caretakers just Kevin "Bally" Ball?

Funnily enough the 503 used to be the bus around my way in Shields many years ago. If anyone can remember local "Celebrity" Wavis O'Shave who featured on such programmes as Check it out on Tyne Tees, he had a song called "You won't catch me on the 503" (I knew him in pre-fame days as someone we played football with when he was simply known as Rod Stewart - no idea what his real name was).

Thought it was you when he mentioned North and South Shields mags. Endearing amateur is the phrase that comes to mind.

"Nature finds a way".

At least he'll be back in plenty time for us.

This game's a bit of a cheat-off.

I'm not sure Dream On was in the C4 Friday night comedy slot - I thought it was scheduled more randomly.

Dream On was canny - Julie Carmen - hmmm.

I think at Everton his cuntishness was the main/only thing people saw and it probably got in the way of judging him as a player, I think he's shone for Brazil as he's been able to just play.

You can recognise someone as a decent player while also defining them as a horrible, cheating cunt you know.

Thing is if Corbyn had been opposed to pacts/PR with the worry that a radical programme would be watered down by the lib dems for example it would be understandable. Starmer doesn't have anything to water down - in fact the lib dems might want to do something to the left of them going by the manifestos in the Blair years.

There's a poll where the lead is down to 14 points which with the new boundaries translates to borderline majority. It's feasible that lead will narrow and prevent overall victory but in any case, historically elections are usually closer. In that context its insane to rule out pacts and PR.

They do realise that the thing about West Ham winning the world cup sort of works because the three players did actually, you know, play for West Ham at the time?

Worst pen ever. (Redeemed)

Not sure of the exact lyrics but it's about him having a huge dick - mackems obviously oblivious to the Man Utd Lukaku episode.

I don't know how any opponent lasts a game without lamping Suarez and Nunez is his younger clone.

Absolute fucking scum every last one of them.

Lukaku on a one man mission to help Morocco here.

Nervous about Africa "I'm not going there" but Arabic countries are fine...

Just read she's William Waldegrave's sister - explains a lot - he was a cunt as well.

Nah, I worked with a black lad from Deptford who was born here who said for him the most annoying racist thing he has to put up with day to day is people asking him where he's from - "yes, but really, where are you from?" - people thinking they're being polite and missing by a fucking mile.

Cunt's trick by the Saudis - fair play to them.

Neneh Cherry man, fucking hell.

It's a cliché but we may as well all give up now if that's a pen.