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My ideal is mass contraception in the water supply with an anitidote available for people who satisfy criteria akin to adoption selection but harsher - starting with an 18 year business plan

I assumed it was for the way they fucked over Spurs and let us in - it smacks of the old "Jack Walker wouldn't sell Shearer to Man U" myth which could well be true.

I was thinking of going there but the last time we played them, which was also on a night, it was a shit trip all round - if had been a saturday this time I'd have gone but I can't be bothered after a day at work.

I think kids should be the "produce" of a relationship first and foremost. I don't trust people who start from the idea of having kids then look for a vessel/inseminator - thats the wrong way around in my view. I'm 42 and single - probably won't happen now but you never know.

Compare this list with the films on film four in the coming months now its on freeview [/cynic]

I agree, but if two underage kids are of similar age and they decide to fuck, why prosecute just the lad ? Thats the way it seems in the eyes of the law. 163394[/snapback] Apart from teachers shagging schoolboys has any girl (underage or not) ever been done with under age sex? As Jimbo says its not right but the law is biased. This was also the problem with the Mail inspired law to ban all sex offenders, regardless of circumstances, from working with children - people like this lad (and more innocent eg a 13 yr old shagging a 15 yr old lass) would be overly-punished imo.

Articles like this tend to be "true" but its the sneering tone that grates. That mackem cow Taylor is by far the worst.

Gary's from South Shields - he used to play cricket with a mate of mine - sound bloke and definitely no relation to Anal.

I may be overly optimistic but I honestly don't thinks FS is stupid enough to blow his entire wad on a player for an "incidental" position - despite him being a damn good one at that. I think Oliver's "2 or 3 next week" may actually be right for once.

It'll be a stat along the lines of instead of the usual 51% females its 51.05%

I quoted Alexi Sayle to our Project Manger the other day but unfortunately she's an Aussie and didn't get the reference - she was setting up some training sessions on a new system and told me she was organising some "workshops". Cue "Anyone who uses the phrase workshop who isn't involved in light engineering is a twat".

Does anone know enough details to explain why Milan wern't relegated or does the cynic in me smell Berlusconi's hand?

Some of his language could be better but I have no problem with the jist. Patrick Kluivert Vs Scott Parker?

Cheats lost at the end of the day (semi + final pens were worse than anything Ronaldo did). I actually felt good watching Italy win - don't know where it came from but when I saw Barthez sitting depressed I thought back to his antics for Monaco against us and felt better for my "choice".

Novel idea - play football.

I like a 'landing strip', fully bald ones freak me out* tbh. Added to this evening's to-do list, get pissed and trim my pubes. *EDIT: but still far preferable to a jungle, obviously. 155190[/snapback] Had on.......a Brazilian is a landing strip right? At least I thought it was? I don't like all out shaved baldy ones! They're a bit pervy iywmho. 155226[/snapback] Not an expert but I saw a program which described a brazilian more in terms of making sure the rear view is bald (for thong reasons) and a landing slip is okay as you say.

Nobody said he was shit. But the fact is that no big clubs were interested in him at the time because there was a perception that he was a troublemaker and more hassle than he's worth. He's kept his nose clean and played very well since he went to Blackburn, but that doesn't change what his behaviour was like when he was at Newcastle. I'm just so not-arsed about Bellamy and what club he signs for and think people need to fucking get over it tbh. 152781[/snapback] I still don't accept the Souness line that Bellamy was a massive troublemaker. My distinct recollection was that people on here not only felt we were better off shot of him because he was trouble but also because he wasn't that good anyway. He's gone, I accept that. However, given the striking crisis we're facing, it does make you think. 152834[/snapback] I've always thought the signs were there that he was the cause of bother but I guiltyly tended to apply the HTL "Only on the pitch" menatality. I agreed with those who suggested he was symptomatic of Bobby "losing it". I honestly thought a "tougher" approach ie Souness would sort him out but he lost any support he would have had from me by incredible idiocy leading up to departure. I freely admit to being surprised how much he has calmed down since but I'm looking forward to seeing how he reacts to Benitez' rotation policy. I think people who obviously still back him totally have to look at how the question of going for him after Souness left was never suggested in any quarter (at the club) - it would have been easy for Freddie or Roeder to say "Souness had a problem with Craig" etc, etc and try and re-sign him. I honestly think that shows that at least some of the "propaganda" had a basis in truth.

Can you imagine what an even more annoying little shit he's going to be with that strip on? (He was annoying for us but its okay when its for you)

Just spending £16m to buy out Murray is pointless. Another £40m to clear the debt puts them on a good championship level. Another £20m will ensure promotion and possibly establish them at a Pompey/Fulham level. £78 million and still way off the pace. I think thats their "best" case scenario - talk of actually challenging would require another huge sum and primarily a good manager which is doubtful - I don't think they'll get O'Neill now.

Well if they'd been playing at a major music venue in Sunderland they'd have been okay... Oh shit. The chip on their shoulders about Newcastle being seen as the be all and end all of the north east makes me smile so much

I don't think theres anyone who doesn't think the Paedo sentence was too lenient but I have no problem with this - they beat a stranger to death out of hatred and bigotry - I think that defines evil in every sense. Then I read this: News Story in which the churches want exemption from the law to continue to use tax-payers money to preach the same hatred and bigotry shown by those murderers to children. Once again - evil is the word.

I got a letter last year and eventually renewed quite a while after the deadline. Funnily enough this year I intend to buy mine next Tuesday (pay thing) which made me smile at the extension.

They were preparing the sub when Owen missed that header - would loved him to have scored just to prove your point. England won't go very far unless owen gets fit. I also agree completely with Leazes.

Canny if was 800K instead.

Juninho said the same iirc - he said he came from a similar shithole in Brazil so the town didn't bother him but at least at Boro he could live in the countryside which is a very fair point and could be said to apply to Newcastle as well.