NJS

Had a House catch up last night which resulted in a role in a dream I had for Ms Wilde - hand off KD.

Was just thinking this morning that the number of "humans" whose death I'd genuinely be happy about has doubled - adding Wise to Thatcher. I thinking punching him repeatedly, starting when he was asleep would be a good start.

Possibly but it refers to Keegan's personal relationship with the player - it may not have worked but the critics forget that the man was a master at persuading players to sign for us and then getting the best out of them. That's what they overlook when they suggested replacements/alternatives like Zola, Bilic or a random one season spanish wonder.

The bit above also shows something else we know - Kinnear was an incompetent fuckwit.

Completely agree. I remember Liam O's sending off was for saying something to the ref going back to our half when they had scored the 4th. I like to think he said "Happy now cunt?"

I think the press will take the huff that they were misled by the club's lies - something anyone with half a brain realised anyway.

That's another angle they'll try and use - the deal "made sense". What they won't say is that they'd failed in a more important task - improving the squad over the summer. Clubls like Man U can afford to sign a token Asian (though Park is a good player) for commercial/favour reasons - we couldn't and can't.

I'm not an expert on this but I think the old "the brain is the biggest sexual organ" thing is actually true. I know hormones do play a part but impotent men still want to have sex for example - I don't think castration, chemical or otherwise necessarily stops desire.

That's what I said earlier If it is purely brain chemistry then removing hormones won't make a difference as far as I understand.

Theres some fucker in the Chron comments highlighting that the £25m was true - I'd imagine thatbeing the thing idiots will cling on to - Taylor in the Guardian mentions it as well. My reading was that he went in withthe extra £16m but accepted during the hearing it wasn't fair.

"It's a fair cop, Guv"

The worry is that the ruling is so unbelievebly scathing they might take the huff and challenge it.

Just finished reading the verdict - all I can say is that it proves EVERYTHING we have said about the scum running the club. Overall it's the best of both worlds - Keegan vindicated and the scum exposed but with a damage limiting amount of compen. Take that you fat cockney cunt.

I think even in this country the outrage at "Paedo only gets 5 years" is wasted as that's consideration for parole which in reality never happens for the really dangerous ones.

He always got more animated when he was covering Sunderland. A Mackem for me - "Oh my God, Cascarino has scored again" as uttered by him on Metro remains one of my favourite things ever.

I've been saying for years that the fuckers whould have been relegated for making no serious attempt to upgrade/build a decent ground (see also Fulham) so I hope they go tits up. (Even their current ground plans are all EU money based)

I think there a few mental illnesses which in the past have been "write-offs" as far as people are concerned which are now perfectly curable. Obviously if this was the case here it would still have a huge mountain to cross with the safety of kids in mind which is fair enough but I would still say it was worth the effort (to find the cure I mean). Something gets me about just locking people up/cutting their nads off (a very human reaction) if indeed it was something they couldn't help. I know this sounds is if I'm diminishing the crime which I'm honestly not. On the subject of evil I find people like that property developer who ordered a bloke tortured to death because he was blocking a deal to be more "evil" in my view.

I still hold the unpopular view that paedophilia is so fucked up that there must be something genuinely wrong with them that they possibly can't help. That doesn't mean I don't feel a bit of vengeance, or of course that I don't feel sorry for the kids/parents, but if it does eventually turn out to be some kind of mental or indeed physical illness, I think I would somehow feel better about the human race knowing that though we can produce monsters, this particular kind of monster is an anomaly. Then again if we as a species are capable of producing such fuckups, maybe we overestimate ourselves.

I find Waddler's use of "pelanty" to be strangely nostalgic as I think that's what we used to call them when I was a (very young) kid However I can't forgive his posh affectations that do make him sound like a twat - eg the way he says "close" as in close him down etc.

He's too far up the big fours arse (same as the rest of them) I also hate him for a comment he made in the Chelsea Man Utd game after Lampards Mam died when he said "Chelsea - united - against THE united" - cunt.

Was that the game where Lee Dixon kicked the shit out of Ginola and Gerald fucking Ashby (hopefully stoking the fires with Moore) gave Ginola no protection at all? IIRC the minute Ginola decided enough was enough and retaliated, he was sent off. Yeah - I was at the game but made the mistake of watching a tape of it - I couldn't believe the commentary. The so called ref was Gerald Ashby and he is also dead - call me a bastard but my reaction to the that particular news was "good".

Brian Moore is hopefully in hell for his commentary on the leagu cup quarter final against Arsenal in 95. I quite like Ian Darke - a shame he stopped doing football on sky for a while. I fucking hate Motson as well.

Aye - was trying to type while running the memories though my head - must be getting old. I was also warned by a steward at Everton for racist language (oh the irony) for calling one of their players a scouse cunt - we sored a couple of minutes later and a few of us all piled into him - happy days.

1983 - Pompey (H) 4-2 One of the early classics of that year and a masterful performace from Waddler 1988 - Liverpool (A) 1-0 My second favourite moment in football ever - the site of Mirandinha causing a surge in the Kop that would have drowned several Pacific Islands. (Personal note - lack of transport back to station meant dodgy tour of surrounding pubs looking for taxis - quite scary) 1994 Villa (A) 2-0 - Villa were supposed to be good but we completely outclassed them - Malcolm Allens best game for us (Personal note - had a piss next to Andy Cole's Dad) 1995 Everton(A) 2-0 Fucking brilliant - outclassed the Scouse Mackems and made up for all the pissers we had there when they were good. (Personal note - this was the day Sky first showed Who shot Mr Burns and my video failed to tape it - what a pisser) 1998 Belgrade (0-1) Probably my most enjoyable European trip so far - there was an edge to the place which made the 4 days very exciting (not for the faint-hearted). 2002 Juventus (0-2) Another fantastic trip A coouple of pissers in more recent years but the ones above make a good set.

Luckily I didn't hit anyone on the way down but I did have a couple of concerned old ladies asking if I was alright You don't often meet fans of "minor" London teams in London but one of the lads in our sister department is a QPR fan - he reckons they'll lose and I tend to agree.