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The "Fiscal constraints" Reeves keeps going on about are based on a trap the tories set for Labour but they've now embraced them and made them non-negotiable as she states. This simply means nothing will change apart from alleged better management of the same pie. No thanks.

Jim Davison is another Twitter suggestion. Slash is usually worth watching but this is a car crash.

I don't think Eddie Izzard has quite pulled off returning to their fully masculine form here.

I've said before the number of posters on there who almost pray daily to be burgled so they could chin the imaginary invader is phenomenal. They're all nails.

Should also have been asked what her experience of the German construction industry entailed. Or just told she's a mail reading imbecile.

I'm an old cunt though - I bought my house in 99 and haven't moved.

I have 15 months left on mine so thankfully the amount left means these rises aren't that bad for me. Of course most tory voters will have either paid theirs off or can afford increased payments.

They should get McCoist in as his co-commentator as well.

He even lied about that saying plans were discussed as they were unsure if he'd make it and the press wrote about how the NHS saved his life. A journalist then did an FOI from the hospital and though he did receive oxygen, he was never classed as critical.

Use tech and AI to help the NHS. Or to translate - give contracts to Streeting's donors for shitshow systems that are late and don't work but do at least include selling all our medical data to the cunts.

Still seems a shame about Matty Longstaff. His brother was de-Bruced so I don't see why he couldn't be or at least more of an attempt made.

Starmer has dropped Bridget's flagship childcare policy. Well it's Reeves actually as she has the account password and no fucker's getting anything.

Or in the Mackems' case, their players' mothers.

2017 being the year the cunt was born.

From what I've read when we were the kings of football in Edwardian times and for a few decades more to a degree, the number 5 was the main man of the team and not just a defender - probably just like Beckenbauer etc. We had Andy Aitken followed by Colin Veitch there in those glory days.

His statement is fucking hilarious.

Jackie Milburn talked about it in his book in the same terms - "You can win the league while sitting on a beach listening to a match on the radio but you win the cup in front of 100k on a special day" or something along those lines. I can see the point but beating 19 teams over 9 months is more of an achievement for me and my respect for the cup was slightly tainted by the two horrible defeats.

No clue where he's from but of course if he is one of their own and leaves they can live vicariously off the cunt for years like the Jordans.

Melon Farmers. (Which was shite but thinking about it being a melon farmer in 70s/80s tit speak doesn't sound too bad).

Heroin and hubcaps.

One of my first anti-ffp suggestions was 200m for Kendrick to a pif team. As Alex said the bites would make it worth it alone.

Just scored the clincher in the cup final.

Ten Haag's made the same genius tactical switch he did against us with removing centre halves - it'll probably work now.

Another 7 please.

Sunak pushed to delay the second lockdown and also wanted eat out to help out - both killed thousands. I think Johnson probably think he comes out better on both of these which is why he isn't being his usual evade at all costs self.