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WTF is Parkin? (Usual anti-CT comment about Google but fuck it)

The cunt emailed the Pride organisers to complain

Just seen the Gateshead team and it looks like Howe has been replaced by Pardew - 4 left backs in the starting lineup counting Ritchie and Burn.

I saw a tweet recently which wasn't an actual Viz letter/tip that was posted by a comedian I hadn't heard of which went as follows : Mission Impossible baddies: prevent Tom Cruise from infiltrating your gang using his mask making talents by only employing minions of average height and taller...

We did alright in the CL last time with the likes of Aaron Hughes and Shola so even without significant upgrades I think we'll be fine.

They could just ask any of the intelligence services of Russia, the US, China or indeed the UK for the messages as they'll all have had access to his phone. Short of that they can ask Apple for the back door key.

Just like Merson selling his addiction story to the Sun for a "charidy" fee of 50k and avoiding a 6 month ban.

There's obviously been some extremely tough competition but I think that's the most batshit crazy post on there ever...

Yeah, sorry that's what I meant

£9.99 to watch the Gateshead friendly on Saturday. I'm all for a bit of support for local teams but isn't a sellout crowd enough?

Yeah I was only there for 9 days so hired an atv for a few days to get out and about including Corfu town which was fun.

Kommeno which was the last resort I went too is hilly as fuck.

Looks like this presenter thing is falling apart as the lass has denied it which The Sun knew and the coppers are suggesting there's nowt to it. This all smacks of Osborne ringing his mates and asking for a diversion for the sixteen year old thing.

Does the cunt have an actual strategy for this "reclaiming"?

They're talking about a "reciprocal visa" scheme for under 35s which is bollocks of course but it would be funny if Rayvin was just about to turn 36...

Should have just diverted the metro to a siding and nuked it from orbit - just to be on the safe side.

Noted draft dodger as well of course (Trump not MF).

Apologies for the sexism but HR departments are just job creation factories for women. There are also loads of "consultancies" in the city that firms bring in to teach pointless training courses like emotional intelligence and diversity awareness all run by ex-HR people and brought in by their mates who they used to work with in the same fucking HR departments.

He was turned down by the other banks because they consider him a PEP so too much hassle. Ironically if he was a "non-person" as he claimed then they would have given him a account no bother.

Too young for him then way too old.

Commodities trader - slightly different kind of barrow boy bullshit job.

That Exile fucker off the SMB reckons Maddison went to Spurs because he doesn't want to play for murderers. I'm guessing Maddison is as blissfully ignorant of geopolitics as Exile was before we were bought.

Definitely agree - just seems a bit harsh. I'm probably just not enough of a twat (yet).

Just read livramento is actually younger than Ashby. I don't really care what happens to Manquillo or Krafth but it seems harsh on Ashby to sign someone who will probably be ahead of him before he's really started.

With the flag shagging, asbo clampdown, immigration, trans rights and economic policies they can't be described as anything other than centre-right at best. I would say Blair straddled the fence with some centre-left stuff as balance but Starmer has absolutely fucking nothing left of centre.