NJS

That and British people who write ass instead of arse are two of the biggest language crimes.

I'd rather sit 300 miles away wishing the team well without giving the fcb money than end up posting smileys when equalisers cost us points and places because it proves me "right". If we do fail to capitalise on the good start and end up say 11th I'd be disappointed and the thought of anyone standing there nudging his mates and saying "see, told you so" would just highten the sadness

Today was the first day of the installation of my new central heating and I thought I'd done a canny enough job of tidying the house before the blokes came but got in tonight to find that one of the things they'd done was removing the hot water tank from the airing cupboard which revealed a whole pile of duds and socks which had fallen down the back of it. They just dumped them all on my bed

Started Ozzy Osbourne's autobiography to lighten the mood as I'm in the middle of some heavy-ish Sci-Fi as well. It's as simple and endearing as the man himself and also gave me the excuse to listen to the first two albums on the Train today. I can see a full run through over the next few days.

Corrupt or just a coward? - the usual question for Dean. A bit unlucky but I would really, really like to see John Terry crippled - and that's not a Clarksonesque "joke".

Depends what you mean by ""off my pc" - if you mean copied to an SD then either VLC or MX video player is fine. If you have a nas and/or dlna server available then BubbleUPnp works well (but needs an underlying video player as well).

Just had my central heating diagnosed as terminal so need a new one put in - fucking great.

I've always thought he was a prick but a mildly entertaining one - the thing that gets me is its another example of people relishing taking offence at something and forgetting that a) we should be free to say just about anything and a lot of humans are pricks.

Anyone else feel they should get a semi at the thought of a Woodgate/Collocini partnership? Or would two cool bastards together not work.

I never watch Football Focus but just happened to see the last 2 minutes yesterday - he was on with McCallister and seemed his normal self. Now I can't help thinkling if he was sitting there being as amiable as ever with this on his mind. When I first saw the headline I thought it was going to be one of those out of the blue heart attack jobs that healthy blokes sometimes suffer from - suicide never crossed my mind for an instant which makes it so much harder as I've said on here before that I tend towards the harsher view of such things. I would however echo one aspect of Barton's view in that I always feel they should be preventable and it seems like a failure somehow when it does happen.

Really shocked - RIP

I like Collocini but sometimes there's a part of me wishes he'd find his inner "Passarella" and really chin some cunt - Rooney would have been a good start. (not withstanding it would have cost us the game but still)

Sums them up perfectly, they have had decade after decade of getting everything from refs and as soon as one goes against them they cry like the spoilt bastards they are. Also one of the saddest things in football is the way their fans still to this day continually do chants about Shearer when we play them. Such is the arrogance of them that the idea a player turned the mighty manu down to play elsewhere means it eats away at them even now. He came here and won fuck all whilst they won countless trophies and yet the sad fuckers still whinge about it because he dared to say no to the theatre of dreams and that bunch of self obsessed wankers. I have to say I agree with Stevie on most things but I just don't get why he doesn't hate those cunts as much as I do.

And not forgetting that one on Shearer at OT in about 2003 by Tim Howard that wasn't given.

Ferguson has supposedly said its the worst he's ever seen - give me the Sky archives and I'll find a few for him to mull over. I can remember a Giggs dive about 7 years ago at SJP (we lost 3-1 I think) which was a fucking disgrace.

I want to see him continue in the team when we get back to playing the lesser teams. He has been over-hyped a tad but the "feeling his way back" line will only last so long imo - there have been glimpses to whet the appetite but I want more.

TBF the ref gave them fucking everything - one back via the linesman seems fair to me.

It's funny to see but I hope Bruce hangs on for a while yet.

Cunts still whinging after the final whistle- lovely sight

Be lucky to finish with 11 here.

Joke decision but why weren'tt any of them booked considering how eager he was to book Cabaye?

Fucking cheating cunt- I hate seeing refs falling for the red shirt shite.

For no apparent reason I decided to download and skim through The Human Centipede at the weekend. I thought the scene where he explains to his victims what he's going to do was probably the "best" bit in it and a bit thought provoking in a "I'll bet there are psychos out there who would really do that" kind of way. Not sure why but even just skimming through it sort of disturbed me quite a lot - just something about it got to me.

Never knew people like Kerry and Romney were that rich.

When they asked him for his view, I really wanted to hate what he said but sadly it was 100% true. Still think he's a prick of course.