NJS

Always the redhead in any choice like that.

My Mam gave up smoking 30 years before her death but it still got her in the end. When it comes to drugs I'm in the "it's your body, do what you want" camp but I would quite happlly see everyone involved in the the tobacco industry since it was discovered to be a carcinogen killed with nail guns.

Not on a plane but I had the same experience as Chez - just made it home yesterday before my guts exploded (thankfully no vomit so far) before having to dive under the duvet, shivering uncontrollably for several hours punctuated by more toilet hell. Had to take today off as I'm completely drained.

Both of those were blighted by injury as well. I remember when Brownlie scored his first and I think only goal - it wasn't quite the same as Frank Clark scoring (just before my time) but it was definitely well celebrated.

I think in some ways the idea of making it about all wars and maybe not deliberately just the British army is the problem. If it was "limited" to the two world wars I think more people would feel more comfortable about supporting it (I know I would) as its only when its extended to Iraq, Ireland and other places where the British army have been cunts that politics come into it. I can understand why its all lumped together but I think that has a down side as well.

Its more the charity that bothers me than the sentiment and I have no objection to silences/wreath laying. I've said before I have little sympathy for those who sign up without conscription but having said that the state should provide for those who are injured/killed .

Well I'm certainly a cunt then - never have bought one and never will. "Remembrance" is a synonym for glorification in my view. I recognise the sacrifices in the two world wars but all the ones from the rest can fuck off.

I just love Poppy fascists - I don't care if the kids thick or has a "good reason" its still his choice.

As I read it he went to the coppers years ago, not recently.

I dunno - he's been out of the public eye so you'd have to look out for him - I wouldn't know what a random Lord looked like. Of course why he didn't seek confrontation at any time is another question - even if I had no faith in the law I'd be tempted to have a go if I'd been him.

The police showed him a picture in 1990 and told him it was Lord McAlpine and he identified him as the abuser. Now "luckily" McAlpine appears on TV to deny it and the bloke says "hang on, that's not him" - maybe it isn't the bloke who's a cunt, its the coppers.

The breakdown of votes by race etc is pretty shocking - I think its just as bad that so many black people vote for Obama just because he's black as people not voting for him because he's black - of course I recognise theie will be a poverty correlation mixed in with that as well. I also find it shocking that 62% of white men vote republican - do they really need women to show them its okay to give a fuck about your fellow countrymen?

I noted that as a highlight of the last home game. They kept saying he would be adding "many, many more" to his appearance record - I fucking hope so in his current state.

He needs majorities in the houses to really do anything useful.

Despite my anger, I think a red probably was justified. What I object to is the complete lack of hesitation in fact relish with which things like this are given for what are still the big teams in the minds of refs (from Chesire). Sterling's tackle on Cisse was a definite yellow but that slimy cunt of a captain of theirs has a word and oh look its not a booking. If thats a red fair enough - I'll look forward to more like that from now on.

Coleman shows why I hate him - a complete failure of a man.

I am fucking sick of the red shirt rule in this country. If these verminous cunts EVER complain about poor decisions again they should have points docked for taking the piss.

When I had a rant about hitting the target when we played Maritimo my underlying point is that players at this level should be able to make most things look easy and be capable of doing other things mere mortals wouldn't dream of. Scoring from there is the perfect example - fucking brilliant.

"One as young as 17" - surely that deserves a so fuck? (I think unwanted hands up skirts are wrong anyway but still.....)

Considering how easy it was to cover up what looks like deaths at that childrens home on Jersey, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it had gone on. I think once you enter the world of children in care, especially in the decades we're taling about here, it was a separate world.

Never a truer word was printed when under a comment which says its nice to know that Muslims can be good people, it states that comments do not represent the views of MailOnline.

The website is down now - probably to save it from vultures (like me). To be fair to CT he did expressa modicum of sympathy for the workers in his opening post. I bought my fuck off telly from the local one two years ago - found one on the web I wanted and they had a pricematching offer on with convenient delivery - I thought they were canny on things like that and washing machines. Never bought the warranties of course.

Even the first three were blighted in the end by the fucking ewoks - as well as the happy ending. Them all dying would have been too much but no major characters apart from Vader?

Bloke next to me on the train had a Sun and I had a really good internal laugh at their pic of Yoda with Mickey Mouse ears.

HR departments. I really can't think of a more pointless facet of of the working environment than these fuckers. Everyone in my department was allocated at least one "training" course a few weeks ago and I was allocated "business presentation skills" which is this Friday. Presentations are not part of my job, will never be and I have no interest in them whatsoever. The only reason I didn't kick up a fuss is that the other lads were given alternatives which I'd have to do which are even more appalling like "personal effectiveness". I'm sure theres a a network of people who work in HR and those who used to who now run training companies which provide psedo-scientifically based bullshit like this to keep each other in work. Cunts the lot of them. Anyway I filled in a pre-course questionnaire last week in which I made my feelings known - we have to prepare a short presentation "you'd normally give in the course of your work" so I mentioned that they'd have to give me a clue as it just doesn't happen. I'm now thinking of doing one of the effectiveness of HR and shit training courses just for a laugh. Don't get me wrong I love proper technical training and have been on a few excellent courses in the past but that was orgainised by me or managers who have a bastard clue.