NJS

Not bad for nine men.

So has anyone used or uses a bidet? Seems like a fuck on moving from one seat to another and I'm not sure about the water jet either but can see the idea. What about those Japanese ones where the tube comes out and sprays?

I can reach it in my arms being long enough sense but there is no access without lifting it from the seat ie standing. I think you don't get that "standing" means maintaining a squat only with the body supported by the legs instead of the seat which also means the cheeks stay spread.

Conversely I now picture sitters as having chimp/orang type arms to reach that far or perhaps prehensile monkeys tails.

I actually think its quite good when these americans who keep ridiculous pets get mauled. Obviously in this case its a worker which makes it s pisser but if it hastens the end of "private zoos" then some good will have come from it.

Had ago a little while ago and its physically impossible for me to reach my arsehole sitting down. I honesty can't see how you do it.

I still can't get how you access your arse while on the seat. The only way to do so it to partially stand.

How dare a referee send a Man U player off! I always expect shit decisions like that when we play in Europe.

I said last year that Cisse reminded me a bit of Coley in the sense of being all instinct and the comparison also extends to spells where he misses a few too many. Overall I agree with Tooj - although we obviously need other string options as well.

When we played Sheff Utd in 94 I was travelling back on the train and standing in the corridor in the door space as there were no seats and I fainted (makes me sound like a character in a Austen novel) and came round after a minute or so - one of my mates had put me into the recovery system and I was fine. At the time I was on a full on diet and was losing quite a lot of weight probably too quickly and that day all I'd had was some cereal for breakfast and half a dozen pints. Obviously there was none of the breathing issues which sounds like the scariest thing to me but I hope that's an example of these things being one-offs as Cath said - I've had no other episodes since.

I'm glad your lass is okay but it would drive me mental not knowing the cause - do they intend to find out?

Manager inspired - good player but a cheat.

Had a vivid one last night we're we were playing QPR in the cup which was on TV with a a kick-off at 13:07 and I was going to the game but was in a bar in Shields when the kick-off time was realised but some kind of quantum Scf-fi trick transported me and my mate to a bar somewhere near Barrack Rd. Found that we were drinking with Alan Davies (QI not 80s welsh coward). As we left to go the game, the "camera" I was viewing the dream through then panned out and Davies was in a cell in a lunatic asylum which had bars made of wood which were acting like ghashing teeh like something out of Hellraiser but he escaped and him and the other inmates started launching things that looked like fenceposts like javelins at the crowd that was making its way to the match but there wws an idea floating that if anyone was hit they weren't killed but just "sent back to square one" like in a video game. I seemed to be the only one seeing the missiles but as I told people they started to avoid them by looking in the direction they were coming from and ducking etc. Then I felt myself being hit but it came from the opposite direction (which I think meant something) and I woke up with a jerk/start (square one?). Pick the bones out that fucker psychologists.

Deserved a point, spawny goal, ref was another piece of shit.

Judges/juries/independent panels want fucking sometimes. Did nobody think that perhaps the illegal payments meant that they could sign players who otherwise wouldn't have been there and that constitutes a slight competitive advantage? Fuckwits.

Probably because three years on the economy is in the shitter.

They won't learn and will appoint another 70/80 year old in poor health - would be funny to see some cool down with the kids 25 year old just for a laugh - though as I understand it young/new priests are rarer than white dog shit.

I think I've said before I really hate Phil Collin's pop stage - I remember watching an advert for his greatest hits thinking "that's the worst song ever, no that is, no that is" repeated about 4 times. There was also a vocorder/electronic effect driven piece of shit a while ago I heard in the gym when my MP3 player went flat which 4 Music use on their adverts which to me was actual torrture to listen to - don't know who it was by as luck would have it. Plus the obvious Simply Red, Elton John classics

I don't really get pets but I'm still sorry to hear about something that obviously matters to you Tom - sounds like a real shame.

I just meant its not a unique concept. One point of taxation does sort of appeal to me in principle but it would have to be a lot higher to generate the same income. Of course if you want to seriously reduce the size of government to lessen the required income then fair enough but that would certainly mean no NHS which would affect you and your parents directly.

Vat Stamp duty Duty on tabs and booze Tax on savings interest CGT

I support 100% with no threshold. I'd also make all planning to avoid it a crime People looking after their kids is one thing - multi-generation inherited privilige is by far the worst thing about this country imo.

The tax is on you not them. Inheritance is fair enough but then cut the shit about this being a meritocracy.

Why do you think an infrastructure investment would fail when the underlying problem in the economy is a chronic lack of demand?

How the fuck can someone who lived through the 80s say the tories manage finances well? Jesus wept.