NJS

Carrying one of those will make you sweat even more surely?

Same applies to blokes heading for work at the moment in shorts and sandals with dress shirts.

I expect to see the "signings were brought forward to january" line trotted out ad nauseum completely overlooking the fact that they were actually ones that should have been made last summer.

My day and probably my week has just been made by reading that Mazzy Star have a new album out in september. Might dig out my Goddess Hope avatar tonight in celebration.

I see Beckham's "Ambassadorial" role with Sky seems limited to making cheesy ads for their football coverage.

I agree with the opinion above but the prosecution case was shit. Reminded me of the case against Jackson that went to court - definitely a crime imo but abysmal lawyering.

I love it when they argue that as a lot of them are lawyers and "businessmen" and such they are taking a low salary out of the goodness of their hearts so deserve more not mentioning how it sets them up for life financially if that's what they want. I still maintain they should be timesheeted contractors - I don't see how having a five year contract should lead to pensions, holidays and expenses as opposed to any other such contract terms - if they were contractors it might mean they actually turn up now and then and woould mean any nice jobs for family members would come out of their money.

Oliver's a bit posh/tarty for me like - though my middle name is James.

Wish they'd let them have the Essex branch of Greater Anglia - all the latest cunts have done is hire more ticket inspectors - THERES BARRIERS AT BOTH ENDS OF THE JOURNEY YOU FUCKING MORONS. (Sorry major bug bear of mine)

Slightly pissed off - I was sent a pre-order link for the Manics tour which refused to work all morning and when it did come alive it just says "tickets not available" - no mention of sell out or anything so I'm hoping its just a techy glitch - general sale is Friday morning.

Congratulations and all the best.

Things do impress me and I can enjoy them to a certain degree- I just don't feel as involved as I do with NUFC -probably to too much of a difference.

It might be small minded but I don't really care about other sporting achievements or even non NUFC football ones. Highlight of the last twenty years for me was Cole's forty one.

I'd broadly read all of those examples but one I hadn't seen was the 15% of lasses under 16 get pregnant one which is an absolute classic.

Hence Everton's "who's that coming over your wife - is it a mobster?" to the Automatic song.

It really winds the fuckers up if you tell them at half time he was out of there but changed his mind at the end.

The cunt is well on his way to the promised four or five out. Wouldn't be surprised to see one or two at the most in plus the usual deadline day bollocks ending with nowt.

I was 100% against the bitch with the phone until I read what she said the lass said - if true then there was some blame but bad manners including ignorant people on phones bug the shit out of me.

If it's a basic bike without any suspension or disc brakes then you should easily be able to assemble it - though I'd put new tubes in and as someone else said probably new tyres. Anything "fancy" and I'd take it to a decent shop. Is that shop still there at South Gosforth near the metro station? - if so I'd recommend them.

I would say a "heartless" player like him would be first for the moron to sell but since he's sold one with a heart already maybe he'll keep Marveaux just to be different.

Well so far he's dropped a long standing target, sold a decent squad player and missed out on his main target. So bullshit and lies aside, a great start.

What's the betting he claims a profit made which is down to him?

He was a lying shit manager and he's a lying DOF with no reason to think he'll be anything other than shit at that as well.

Tickets for extra gig secured. Monday which is better than a Sunday for me anyway. Might actually do some work now.

Disaster. Had two tickets on gigsandtours but it wouldnt recognise my login so I re-registered by which time the fuckers sold out. Waiting for an extra gig to come up now.