NJS

Coming out of Wembley after the Charity Shield in 96 - we deserved to lose but I thought 2-0 was about right - then they hammered two very late goals and about 20 yards outside the exit the heavens opened up for a biblical monsoon. I'm an Atheist fundamentalist but for 10 seconds I was 100% sure God existed and he a cunt. On the positive side the Derby Co/Coddington 4-1 was probably the proudest I've ever been and that Pompey game was proably the best atmosphere I've been involved with - I guess these two probably sum it all up - bloody-minded defiance in the face of adversity and/or minor triumphs. I suppose I lose a couple of points for saying I get what Fish says about the Mackem response and I don't define it as summing us up but my favourite moment is still O'Brien's free kick.

I would love to see that cunt get actually hurt.

Our departmental one was last week but we cheated by co-opting a few friendly lasses from other teams so it was canny. Corporate one is next week but fuck that. I have heard some tales from past years about charity prize raffles being fixed so senior Russian managers won them all (shamelessly) which appeals but I'm still not bothering.

Tebbit - completely serious.

That's funny considering the stick Michael Foot got for wearing the "donkey jacket" with a complete lack of laughing or joking.

Decent people vs cunts. Have you ever been to a funeral or a memorial CT? - do you really think its okay to smile, laugh and otherwise act like a knob?

The look on Michelle Obama's face is a peach. And I think they look like 12 year old schoolboys with yheir first semi over a nice blonde with no regard for how much they look like cunts.

Yes but people in India are poorer so your mate can't moan and isn't in fact poor at all.

What comfort is that to someone in this country for whom the bedroom tax means they lose £17 a week so they can't pay their electricity bill or eat every day?

There are a few in India - but there aren't the amount (percentage wise obviously as India has more people) of people comfortably well of ranging to obscenely rich as there are in the UK.

Simple questions - if you had £20 a wwek to feed your entire family: Would you consider yourself poor? Would you care that bloke in India has 20p a week to feed his family? How does the bloke in India negate the fact that your family can't eat properly?

Absolutely yes, relatively no. Do you think the rich in India compare with the rich in this country? - if you do then you just don't get it.

No wonder you're a tory if you really think we have to be thankful for having inside toilets - when will you get it through your head that the reason the rich take the piss is because of people like you who think a shit job is nirvana. Never mind you can't afford meat mate - your grandparents had an outside shitter so chin up eh? I fucking despair about people like you having a vote.

Of course we're talking about no food you fucking imbecile - why the fuck are there food banks?

So what do you consider "well-off" - somebody with 2 cows and a hut? Poverty is always relative - if the people who were "poor" in the UK all earned £20k and had a decent disposable income which involved no credit cards, no overdrafts, no wonga and no food banks I'd be relatively happy and would dispute the definition. But when people are left with £20 a week to feed themselves when I know how rich many, many people are I think its fucking evil and I have no problem defining them as poor.

As an aside of misconceptions about incomes when the "middle earners" are mentioned its assumed that millions are in the 40 and 45 percent tax brackets - in fact the last figure I saw was that only 11% pay 40% or more.

You can just imagine Duncan Smith or one of the other cunts coming out with "So you've got £12 a week to feed your family - that's not poor - that would be a fortune in Somalia" - the level of idiocy and sheer refusal to feel empathy with people is beyond contempt.

Somebody do a photo comparison of The Nook and Darras Hall (by no means anywhere near the top) so the idiot might get the point.

Its a pity Glazer wasn't as thick as the Hull or Cardiff cunts and try a lawsuit to claim exclusivity for the name - having said that it would probably get a lot of support generally.

And stopped from nepotistic "researcher" appointments.

Even before they started winning thing under Ferguson, Man U fans were cunts - they had the arrogance of being the biggest club in the world which is why they hate Liverpool who actually had the tropies they think were theirs by right. A lot of the glory hunting aspect of them was based on nothing more that Munich sympathy as well. I suppose the Manc/Souse arrogance is a facet of success - Chelsea were always wankers before Abramovitch so its hard to judge and Man City have a Mackem type inferiority complex which has likewise twisted them into cunts. I suppose Arsenal were the "best" of the recent successful clubs in cuntishness terms but they had their moments. I remember years ago saying to my Dad that I hated Emlyn Hughes because he thought that Liverpool should win everything and he replied that that was why they were winners - to be fair I think Robson had an element of that kind of ruthlessness in him and maybe Keegan's problem was that he didn't - probably left Liverpool too soon. I suppose the question is how big a bunch of cunts we'd have been if we'd won it in 96 and built on that in the way Chelsea for example have - I like to think we'd have been different but I have my doubts.

We've had a few chances to do this over the years - when they were slightly off or we played well with no luck - but today was a perfect storm of their mediocrity and our excellent performance. Loved the pictures of cunts leaving and looking like their world had ended - get used to it you glory hunting football tourist scum.

My car is getting a mini service and im sitting in the garage watching sky news about this air traffic control problem and they have a graphic of all the planes circling london which looks iffy - might have to keep an eye out for droppers soon.

I don't mind repeating that if they use % of gdp as a means of measuring the defecit then they should cut the shit about major leaving a healthy economy.

Tiote and Cisse will have those windows out within minutes.