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I clicked on that earlier assuming it was going to be Liverpool - that's how low it is.

Pensioners vote more than anyone out of self-interest and thereby deny the young opportunities and a decent future. Logan's run at 70 required.

His record against man utd, arsenal, man city and of course the mackems suggest otherwise. His great run this year, Chelsea apart (fair play) was against 5 teams who were all dogshit at the time. Apart from yesterday we haven't played anyone as bad.

Maybe if companies who in total have 750bn in cash reserves paid decent fucking wages people wouldn't need tax credits.

Gerrard is a nastier cheat. More scouse if you will.

Labour should have one of those counter displays ticking over with the suicides of the disabled people sanctioned. No fucking prisoners approach.

Can't see too many different outcomes gamewise under Pardew - maybe stoke and WBA but no more.

Its quite an indictment of the so called best schools in the world or a confirmation of inbreeding genetics how uniformly thick as shit the Windsors all are.

He promotes alternative medicine which makes him a thick as pig shit dangerous cretin of the highest order.

Leicester and the mackems bought strikers in January. We let two defenders go. If we go down on gd it should be a Simpsons style dictionary definition for stupidity and incompetence.

Funny as fuck - now relying on Man Utd to save our status.

Went out this morning to find my car splattered in bird shit - used to happen via seagulls when I lived in shields but first time I can remember it here. I wished for a moment I lived in Sofia so I could score an AK47 and kill a few of the bastards. I suppose some kind of flamethrower could work as well but it would have to reach tree tops.

You also assume that people would vote the same knowing it would lead to seats - one outcome would be more votes for the minor parties but another outcome could be less - people might see voting green or UKIP as a "pointless" but principled protest knowing they aren't going to win their seat - the idea of them having power might make people actually look at their relatively batshit crazy policies.

What about the sleeping with 16 year old virgins to test your celibacy?

Just shows a life of excess doesn't necessarily mean an early death. RIP

Sadly its one of those issues where the royalists and people who couldn't give a shit outnumber those with sense. I cling to the hope that Charles will do enough damage to at least start a debate.

I think I've said before the funniest thing about the current one is when they changed "born to reign over us" to "long to reign over us" as they thought "born" was a bit iffy not realising its the "reign over us" that's fucking shit. Asking a non-existent deity to look after an institution I abhor makes the entire edifice a non-starter for me.

I don't think he'd do it to save money, he'd do it because he genuinely believes that Carver will match his targets once the squad has supposedly been improved because its only the squad quality that's affected the results as far as they're concerned.

I'd be astonished if Carver isn't appointed tbh. Probably after a token "we tried but just couldn't get anyone over the line".

Cyprus is in the EU.

Ukip will die after the referendum if it happens. And you do realise that the gap doesn't mean they have to win 92 don't you? 47 isn't a mountain.

To paraphrase the prison officer in McVicar - there's no puffs in the IRA.

As I said, the temperature would be an issue for me. Having rediscovered a love of beach holidays to an extent, I enjoy high 20s broaching low 30s as you can still get around. High 30s, broaching 40s is very sapping and limiting IMO. It may be slightly cooler than that in September but there's still a chance of the extremes.

Do you really think the union link is still a problem? I get the idea that people think they're anti aspiration whatever the fuck that means but I honestly don't think that's union based.

Too hot this time of year and you have to be able to turn a blind eye to the culture (the attitude to women and their treatment of non-white foreigners).