NJS

How would you define the colour of the mackem away kit - luminous vomit?

Also I despise Andy Walker - hates us because he was an utter failure for us, the drunken jock cunt.

They've done to us what we did to Villa.

Hopefully the coward clubs who voted for it in reverence to the 6 cunts (more like 5 as I think Man City are a bit different) will now either make some noise or consider their position when changes are proposed.

Ekitike has gone to Frankfurt for loan + mandatory €30m.

The club has officially announced that Harrison lad from Man City.

0nly "embarrassing" medical thing I've had was letting a female GP examine my foreskin as it was itchy which was fine - sorted by cream. Had a camera down my throat a few years ago - now that was fucking horrible.

Where would the other 13 teams play, you batshit Mackem bastard?

Do what the scouse cunts did last year once their injuries eased a bit - though I'd be happy with 5th or 6th.

Can of lime pringles for motm?

Wilson back on Saturday to be the one for a few weeks.

Still not taking the evidence of their own eyes well are they?

Lewis signed a new contract - no details but I'm guessing a hundred quid a week at least.

I was going to say MJ hasn't exactly "won nowt" before noticing the convenient "at those clubs" qualifier.

Ooh-er...

Old school bother at West Brom...

Someone asked that on Twitter and the general reply was"He has 206 loyalty points "...

Couldn't make the 30 minutes without mentioning Klopp could they?

I like my job in general but post-lockdown I despise commuting after we moved to 4 days in the office last year. They cite "collaboration" but it's nonsense - if I could be at all arsed I'd look for a more remote based job. In September I'll finish my mortgage and I hope it spurs me into doing something as my paranoia demands not rocking the boat till then. I saw something written a while ago saying better health into older years was a godsend as it meant we'd be able to work longer which to me got it completely wrong - we should all be looking to finish earlier. The con known as pensions is the reason why I think.

State of the fucking pitch.

Did the classic and underestimated the walk from the tube so missed Beardsley's goal which was described as "a fantastic overhead kick". Saw it on MOTD - it was a canny over the shoulder job - not even in his top 30 goals.

The decimation of public services and reluctance to restore them IS the biggest issue facing the country. It covers food banks, crime, poverty, housing, welfare, health and the economy.

In my lifetime the only time this was mooted previously was during the Falklands war. Age aside my answer would be the same as it would have been then. Fuck. Right. Off.

The answer to family engagement for health reasons and reducing knife crime is exactly the same - expanded youth and family social services. Unfortunately it's now a consensus that public services can never be afforded again.

I could be wrong but I think he's had a few thigh problems over the last 2 or 3 years - maybe it was an underlying problem they've now fixed. Just trying to look for positives.