NJS

The black lass is fucking gorgeous - used to be an occasional singer in Ally MacBeal but not been in much else.

He seemed to do it against Man U so I wouldn't say it was completely alien to him. I think the timing was unfortunate for the first goal - he'd just ran the length of the field at full belt - not saying that should fuck him but he's not a runner anyway. Also he's just brought Hayden on - where was he?

That's where I'm up to and disagree - back story was needed but I say that as someone who's read all the books and loves the character.

Was it Chris Rock who said they should make bullets cost 10000 dollars each? I know the diehard hunters would make their own but it might be a start.

Felt a bit sorry for Ipswich - nowt really against Mccarthy and conceding an equaliser that late when you haven't won a Derby for nine years is a fucking pisser.

It's not so much the infidelity, it's that he pays them off meaning he's a blackmail risk and therefore even more of a national security risk.

You're assuming it's an easy fix as well. My CH went tits up in February a few years ago and because it was a rare type (warm air) I had trouble getting a bloke who could do it and then had to wait ten-day for parts. No kids or owt but it was still a fucking nightmare.

It would be amusing to see what would happen if someone actually tried to do something.

Does Sanchez really play the piano or can the thick cunt just not spell penis?

I think Spain's is 14 but that's on the understanding that partners are of a very similar age rather than "adults" preying on them.

The books are fantastic imo - I hope they do them justice.

I'm going to this one - second game in six weeks - almost a regular again.

Virgin are great when it works but shit when there's problems but I get the impression that's universal. Actually if you're lucky enough to get through to the techies in Widnes or some other Lancashire shit hole then they're brilliant, get India and you're fucked.

Seems strange they have you on allopurinol mid attacks - I was told it could exacerbate the attack and you had to wait until you were pain free before starting it. That's why my last one lasting six weeks was such a fuck on as nowt stopped the pain (apart from when I took a course of steroids for asthma but you can't take that shit for long).

I was sorted by allopurinol but thank fuck I never got it in the knee - sounds awful.

Should have brought Hayden on when they brought the second plank on /hindsight. Missed chances cost lives as usual.

When I saw Kevin Smith live he mentioned that Chase was a complete dick. Funnily enough it was in the context of Jason Lee wanting to be in a Fletch reboot but Harvey Weinstein blocked it as Lee wasn't a big enough star (or maybe his wife wasn't game).

I'm back to almost hoping we go down so 20m "saved" now costs the cunt 200m.

It's poor leadership but at the same time they're completely fucked by the broad dichotomy of Labour voters - working class provincial anti-immigrant leavers versus metropolitan staunch remainers. I know that's sweeping generalisations but it's hard to find a position to keep them all happy.

It's really quite cute that he believes the cunts.

I had a lot of indigestion problems at the start of last year and my gp sent me for an ultrasound and the nurse said she had difficulty finding my left kidney. My GP followed it up and it turns out when I had an ultrasound in Shields in 93 and also in 2014 when I had an mri that they'd established I had what's known as a horseshoe kidney - ie just one but on neither occasion had they bothered to tell me and hadn't added it to main NHS file. My GP reckons they have a policy of not telling you anything they regard as "trivial" Anyway its a 1 in 500 person thing and the one works fine bit if it fails I'm fucked (or need a new one quickly).

Went to see The Fall at Reading once. They were fucking shit - think I lasted 3 songs. RIP

I think to get to a position with no responsibilities like mortgages and the freedom to do reasonably stupid things without worrying would be my aim/limit. I remember when U2 did a bit of a comeback around 2001 they announced a loosener type gig in San Francisco supported by Oasis and I remember thinking I'd love to able to just go without much thought - that's the level of reasonable stupidity I mean.

I've argued that when it comes to footballers wages, it's all about ego rather than economics as beyond a certain level it's just figures. A lad at work's wife is a lawyer who works for a firm which looks after the super rich and she told him about a Russian whose assets were frozen as a result of a court case who argued he needed 80k a month to live on. A lot of that was to pay the wages of the staff of his super yacht which he hardly uses. The only point of it is dick waving to other super rich. I'm sure it's the same for Ashley - it's just about position on the forbes list.

Interesting slant that the price he wants doesn't include the gallowgate land which he's transferred out of the clubs assets so even a small notional profit is underestimated. Also what he's done with this land stops future expansion which is another thing he deserves to die for.