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I've said many times, Stoke brought in Beattie and Etherington for a combined £4.5m. in January. Look what that has done for them. He needn't have spent 20-30m, £5m invested properly, would've lifted us out of this mess. Aye, maybe less as you say.....but I think our piss poor midfield is one fo the main reasons for our demise and that needs/needed total reconstruction. Plus a decent CH and a back up for Enrique/Beye. Sod it, let's just buy a whole new team, the current lot are useless! A hole new squad.. I can count on one hand the players I would acctually keep. That says it all, our midfield is absalut shite. FM-non-tastic. Anyone who plays the 09 version will have complete sympathy with Shearer

If we stay up and Blackburn go down it'll be win-win. Plus I'm developing a soft spot for the fat Spanish waiter. 'Bout time Taggart lost in the mind game stakes.

And here's the incident: wtf? Nothing.

I suspect that we've been made an offer which is less than our current deal due to our decline and the state of the economy. I also suspect that MA is gambling on getting a better deal if we stay up. Based on his form this probably means that we'll go down and we end up getting itchy Bukta or Lonsdale shirts for our sojourn to the Championship

Cheeky cunts. Was it the bitchwhore Louise Taylor who penned this shite?

Just been looking at the table. Stoke's home record is better than that of Villa, Everton, Spurs and West Ham, so I think a point is pretty good

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Bollocks to the iphone. I'm sticking with my old n95 waiting for the n97 to come out this summer. It promises to blow the iphone out of the water.

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Wouldn't you be better asking your peers on some Spurs forum?

No I dont Tom, I was on here the day after the cup final and on several other occasions when we have looked dead and buried. Unlike some on here I understand that losing is a part of football as well as winning and that the bad time just make the good times sweeter. Your being on this forum disturbs me. Why are you so obsessed with us? We're just a mid/low-end-table team from the NE with no significance to a supporter of a mid-table London team. Why the unhealthy obsession? Seek help before it's too late.

Wahay!!! Sign him! Then I can have a Toon hero again! (I vowed never to hero-worship a player younger than me, and Shearer was the last.)

In 1994 me & a mate had a studenty summer job in Greece on a yachting marina. Most of the work was just catching the ropes of rich cunts as they came in to berth & then refuelling their vessels as most of them only didn't know how to sail. The vast majority of them were sneering arrogant Italians and French toffs. Then one morning, a basic yacht with an Irish flag berthed. Turns out it was Mark Lawrenson and a few of his mates from a boozer he owned in his post Oxford/pre-Toon/BBC days. The mate I was with is a Scouser of Irish descent, so he gleefully kicked off the conversation & we spent three nights on the piss with ML and all the crew. I know Lawrenson is better known as a twattish anti-NUFC BBC stooge these days, but he was a really decent bloke & gave us both a massive tip when he sailed off to the next island Oh, and when I asked him about Robert Maxwell, his former boss at Oxford who 'drowned' off the coast of Tenerife a few years earlier, he smirked and said 'I wish I was the one who pushed him'.

Almost crashed my van when I clocked Kate Beckinsale getting changed inside her caravan next to a film set. And I was driving very s l o w l y.

My ex-girlfriend's best mate shagged the actor who plays Steve McDonald on Corrie. Apparently he's got a tiny cock. However, she might have a

There was a young man from Belgrade Who fucked a whore in her grave He said ' I know it's sick, to give her a lick But look at the money I save!' ..... There was a young man from Maglosham Who took out his balls to wash em His dad said 'Jack If you you don't but them back I'll jump on the fuckers and squash em' .... There was a young man from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds A blade of grass Shot out of his ass And his balls were covered in weeds -- There was a young man from Brazil Who swallowed an atomic pill His heart retired His ass back-fired And his balls shot over the hill

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle5774695.ece Sir Bobby Robson has made an inspiring, heartfelt and funny speech at the launch of a £500,000 research centre named after him. Fabio Capello, the England coach, joined him at the Freeman Hospital in Newcastle to hand over the FA's donation of £75,000 to the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation, which has already raised £1.2 million. The 76-year-old was diagnosed with the disease for a fifth time a year ago and he has dedicated much of his time since to his fundraising efforts. He raised £500,000 to equip a specialist trials centre in just seven weeks. Robson was not expected to speak at the launch, but made a 15-minute speech about his battle, the inspiration he has been given from meeting fellow patients and his pride in seeing one of the leading cancer centres in Europe open. He even managed to joke about his ongoing fight since he was diagnosed last March, saying: “I have had longer than a Football League manager.” Robson said Capello's presence made this “a perfect day” and joked to the Italian that if he wanted to see Newcastle, "I can get you a ticket.” In return, Capello said he remembered the times when they had been on opposing sides at different clubs across Europe. “But now we are here together to fight against cancer,” he said. Alan Shearer and Peter Beardsley, both former Newcastle players, were there to see Robson blow out candles on his cake two days after he turned 76. “He set out to raise half a million pounds and did that after seven weeks," Shearer said. "They have gone on to raise £1.2 million, which is incredible, and he will continue working and continue generating success for the hospital.” Beardsley said he was not surprised at his former manager’s moving and inspiring speech. “The man is unbelievable. He knows the right words for the right occasion. He makes you feel ten feet tall and when you hear him speak you don’t want him to stop. The man has an aura about him.” Robson lightened the mood by looking to his former players and saying: “I said I wasn’t going to make a speech, and this is like Alan (Shearer) would say, one of my lengthy team-talks.” Then, to warm laughter, he added: “But we won.” Robson, accompanied by his wife Lady Elsie, vowed to carry on fundraising, adding: “You have been absolutely magnificent with all your donations. We can raise a bit more, can't we?” The Sir Bobby Robson Cancer Trials Research Centre, within the Northern Centre for Care, will develop new treatments and bring together research staff in one unit, and carry out trials of drugs.

If Freddie hadn't squandered so much, then we wouldn't have needed Ashley. If Ashley hadn't have come in at the time, then who knows how much poo we'd be in. However, it would have been nice if Freddie and the Halls could've held on for a while until Abu Dhabi United came sniffing around the FAPL. Hindsight, and all that

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