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Look at the quality of those doors.

Puma?

I would pay 2.5k in a heartbeat if I knew it would: a. Get the fat cunt out b. Give me a share in the club I love. Think about it. It's about getting what is ours back again. The last couple of years has been so depressing. Cheap at twice the price.

Gay?

We're going through the transitional phase from being also-rans to sleeping giants. Nobody's investing mega bucks in the likes of Sheffield Wednesday, Nottingham Forest, Derby County, Leeds etc etc etc. What makes us special?

Key one of them for me - thanks The same bloke told me that City were going for Fabregas next week.

I know someone over here in Abu Dhabi who has some friends in very high places & he was giving me some 'watch this space' hints a few days ago. Said that DIC had changed its target from Liverpool to Man Utd, but got knocked back by the Glaziers. Said that they are now looking at a long-term project, possibly in the Championship... Put it down to a wind up at the time as he's a bit of a joker, as well as being a knob who has half a dozen supercars.

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Put it in the freezer for a few hours and then give it a try... Worked for me

Bought unlocked in Abu Dhabi. Loads of bugs before updating the firmware. 32 gigs of memory but no avi support

Would make a great ringtone

Bastard internet too slow for streaming & dodgy decoder card has given up on me. Will be following it on tenterhooks on dial up in the Arabian desert halfway between Abu Dhabi and Dubai

Cunt? Probably. But if you read 'Fever Pitch' (1992), then you'd know he's been following them for a good few years. Very well written, even if he's a bit of a twat these days.

Shearer is intelligent enough to realise we have to go out there and attack - problem is we tried to do that against Pompey as well and failed miserably. But Pompey played 8-2-0, as a draw was enough for them. Boro need to win as much as we do. If we get an early one, then the pressure will be off & we'll score another one or two before half time, letting our guard down to squeeze home 3-2 after a couple of late goals from them. If they score first, they'll do a Pompey, park the bus in front of their keeper & we'll be doomed

This deserves its own thread. Just watch when it gets to penalties Incredible!

My theory is that a lot of players, both at NUFC and other clubs around the bottom, are simply not bothering to up their game to get out of the bottom 3. For them relegation means release clauses, a cut of any transfer fee, signing on bonuses etc. Look at our lot. Half the team seem to give a shit, the other half are just going through the motions. The lack of urgency in the last 20 mins vs Portsmouth was staggering.

by Louise Taylor.. There was a time when Michael Owen routinely returned to Anfield with his head held high but the Newcastle United striker has suggested he is virtually resigned to defeat there on Sunday. With no goals in his past nine appearances for the relegation-threatened Tyneside team Owen is currently a shadow of the young striker who made his name at Liverpool. Indeed, following Monday night's 0–0 home draw with Portsmouth his critics are urging Alan Shearer to drop him to the bench at Anfield. "We go to Liverpool next and we finish the season at Aston Villa and, if we can get some points from those games, then of course we'll grasp them," said Owen. "But, being realistic, it's the home games [against Middlesbrough and Fulham] that are our major focus now." Shearer's four-game tenure at St James' Park has yielded two points and a solitary goal, though against Portsmouth Owen spurned an excellent chance to improve that record. Newcastle's stand-in manager, whose side are three points behind fourth-bottom Hull City, has diagnosed a lack of self-belief on the striker's part. "Confidence in football is huge," he said. "But we know if we keep creating chances for Michael one will go in." Unfortunately, right now, Newcastle seem better at conjuring moments of crass embarrassment. Just before kick-off on Monday night Graeme Danby, a Geordie opera singer, led an on-pitch rendition of Blaydon Races before crudely patronising the smattering of Portsmouth fans who had made the journey north, a round trip of 800 miles and 18 hours. "Have you come in a fucking car?" bellowed the microphone-wielding Danby before further taunting them with: "You're the Mackems of the south coast." Pompey will not be making an official complaint but they were distinctly unimpressed. "It wasn't good," said a club spokesman yesterday. "It was unnecessary, cringe-making and embarrassing. The guy clearly got carried away." Should Newcastle get carried away to the Championship, though, they could be punished for neglecting to insert clauses in their players' contracts stipulating a drop in wages in that eventuality. Not that Shearer is resigned to such a fate. "Everybody will write us off at Liverpool," he said. "I understand that. But I saw Liverpool win at Hull last Saturday and they didn't play particularly well. Going for the title, they are under pressure too. You never know in football."

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